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Mapper Arrested! 
Apparently this kid got arrested because he made a FPS level based on his high school: http://www.fortbendnow.com/news/2847/chinese-community-rallies-behind-student-removed-from-clements-over-pc-game-map

Also, they searched his bedroom:
"They arrested him," Chen said of FBISD police, "and also went to the house to search." The Lin family consented to the search, and a hammer was found in the boy�s room, which he used to fix his bed, because it wasn�t in good shape, Chen said. He indicated police seized the hammer as a potential weapon.

I like how they confiscated his Hammer � guess he�ll have to switch to UnrealED from now on.

But seriously, a hammer? Because that's the preferred weapon of terrorists and kids who shoot their classmates?

Anybody have a link to download his level? 
Ridiculous 
but still: screenshots please 
 
http://gamepolitics.com/2007/05/02/school-board-ponders-students-counter-strike-of-map-of-his-school/#comments

Is the discussion at game politics. Didn't know about the hammer - thats just fucking retarded.

Poor kid, not only not want to map again, he'll probably get a bad back from his broken bed. 
Mapping For CS 
that is a crime in its self, but seriously, officials have only two sets of gears 1 - ball scratching, 2 - over reaction. 
Wow 
another opportunity for some cocksmoking politician to gain some �profile�.... 
I Saw That Article 
Seriously, who has NOT done this? It's like the first thing nearly every kid decides to try when he first discovers level editors.

(I didn't :D) 
I Actually Made My House And Yard. 
It was probably a close call that I didn't kill my entire family, because, y'know, that's how that shit works. 
Once 
I mapped out the entire Terrafusion channel. Shits goin' down man. 
Zwiffle 
I mapped your mom.

ALL. NIGHT. LONG.

It was pretty good map, had a nice layout and some interesting DM gameplay, got a 9/10 on LvL. 
Scampie 
I hope you decreased the number of rocket launchers from 4 to 2 and increased the amount armor shards. 
Worse Lyrics Ever 
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/2007/05/whats_the_worst_song_lyric_eve.html

some really funny contributions in there but then it starts to stretch thin by the time someone claimed this as a bad lyric:

Knockin At Your Backdoor by Deep Purple

"Sweet Lucy was a dancer/but none of use would chance her/because she was a samurai"

That is an awesome lyric. 
Sweet Lucy The Dancing Samurai? 
Dunno, might chance her - got a phone number? 
Seems Like Fun At First 
but do you ever want to be put in the position of breaking it off with a Lady Samarai? 
Which One? 
Crouching Tiger, Monkey Playing Flute or We Can Still Be Friends Elephant? 
General Rule While Dating Any Woman 
is you don't want one who is strong enough to wack you with just one blow while you are sleeping. She gets that confessional, guilt ridden call from her sister at 3:00 am, it's lights out for you, buddy. 
Ahh 
The mysteries of the name "HeadThump" are made clear. 
PlanetQuake Forums 
Does anybody know why there are no posts since Apr 24th? As far as I can see, I'm logged in with the new system. 
Hmm... 
Your right aguire. I was (I should say forced) logged into the new system as well. And as far as I can see, there are no posts in any topics after April 24th. Weird, but then again its PlanetQuake so I'm not surprised much. 
This Email I Got 
from Gamespy may shed some light:

Dear ForumPlanet Member,

A few weeks ago we alerted every ForumPlanet user about our
upcoming forum system upgrade and the requirement to move to
unique nicknames across the ForumPlanet boards system. You are
receiving this email because our records indicate you have yet
to go through the steps we outlined in order to secure a unique
nickname for your login.

On May 3, 2007 we will be switching over to required unique
nicknames for all users. Members who have not yet secured their
unique nickname will be automatically assigned one by the system.
We want you to be able to pick your unique name, so please take
this moment to secure your nickname by following this procedure:

1. Go to http://login.forumplanet.com and Logout.
2. Once logged out, choose Login
3. If you have a unique nickname already, you will not be
required to do anything further -- congrats!
4. If your account does not have a unique nickname or your
choice is taken, you will be redirected to a page where you can
manually enter a new one or use one of the suggested nicknames
we supply.

Thank you,
ForumPlanet Team 
Yes, I'm Aware 
of the new login system, but surely there must be more than me that actually changed to the new system? Well, now there's Orl and me ... ;)

Maybe there are tech problems they're not telling us. Rust has also been almost dead for a long time, sad to see .. 
Just Tried 
but all I get is a message on 6 May that is scrambled. I mean the "ingame proposal" in the Quake1 mapping discussion. 
Why Writing In Games Matters 
Very Nice Document. 
With useful pointers and a decent clarification of the system.

Hadn't heard of this site before - I'm now a fan. 
Science Has Finaly Gone Too Far 
 
Scientists agree, life inevitably ends in death.

Film at 11! 
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