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More DNF Shots Here 
Incredibly Depressing 
that all they have to show for those 10 years are a few bland screenshots. I hope some more information about the development of DNF is released soon - they could probably make some of their money back.

I heard broussard was asking Take 2 for another 30 million dollars to keep 3DR afloat after Scott Miller left. That's a huge amount of money, even in games - especially when you consider that game was in development for so damn long and must have already cost much more than that. 
I Would Like To See 
A small mod-oriented team come up with a Duke Nukem Forever homage based in Source or something, that only takes a few short months to complete, and is totally bad ass. Just to add insult to injury. 
#16764 
I agree. 
DNF 
assuming they actually had the intention of releasing a game and not just spend their time sipping tequila out of hooker's navels their project management really must have been awesome. 
Bear 
I had previously suggested they spent the project management funds on ice-cream, but you are undoubtedly more on-target blaming delicious hookers and tequila.

I would have loved to hear the weekly progress reports from those guys. Tumbleweed city presumably. The theme to their conference room was probably written by Ennio Morricone. 
Bunch Of Useless Cunts 
It should read on the tombstone.

Yes, this dead dead donkey is fun to beat. 
Ie. 
They don't even qualify as a dead horse. 
 
Yes, this dead dead donkey is fun to beat.

Curiosity forces me to ask ... why? I mean, all they did was work on a game that never shipped. The guys in the trenches aren't at fault here. The blame can squarely be laid on management's shoulders. Seems unfair to classify them all as useless. 
Good Point 
I've worked on lots of prototypes and games that still haven't shipped after a year despite being complete.

Difference is that there's only so much you can blame on management after so an extended timescale.

Lack of direction in the design team seems like a probable cause.

Probably they aren't all useless - but they have been tarred by management and marketing idiocy so much that it'd be a stretch for me to hire them. 
Gameplay Footage Leaked 
Dn4e Mod 
i think it would insult even more if it was using a variant of the q2 engine. 
Let's Drink Beer And Talk About Duke 
[14:10] <bear^_^> http://www.giantbomb.com/talkin-bout-duke/17-551/ some good ideas here :)
[14:13] <bear^_^> duke nukem forever tycoon lol
[14:13] <bear^_^> "you get to run a game studio that never ship a game and have to find ways to keep it running" 
 
Probably they aren't all useless - but they have been tarred by management and marketing idiocy so much that it'd be a stretch for me to hire them.

And I think that's totally wrong. We're definitely talking to people who used to work there. Talented people work there. 
Orl 
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/316675.html?playlist=featured

Ah cool, they got Duff Man to do the voice acting this time. 
Ok 
Hungover sunday posting.

Good luck to them. 
Shit 
Always falls down - so when management drops one it lands in the trenches.

. . . A guy walks into a bar, desperate for a crap, the place is packed so he fights his way to the stairs and sprints up. He checks a few doors and doesn't find the WC, but the last door just has a hole in the floor. He goes for it.

Unburdened he goes back downstairs only to find the place empty. He shouts over to the barman - where'd everyone go?

Where were you when the shit hit the fan? 
Duck! 
Gameplay Leak Bollox 
Looks okay for a highly generic FPS. Boss combat looks ass but the rest looks pretty functional. Why wasn't there a game again?? 
Quick Question 
Best *free* program for dealing with Rar files? 
Winrar 
is what I use. 
Filzip Seems To Open Them Too... 
 
7zip 
 
 
ye, 7zip = power

www.7-zip.com 
 
7zip since it is truly *free* (open-source). 
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