Ahhh - "Why?" - The Big Question...
...I read somewhere of a university philosophy student who recieved a grade of 83% or something for writing a paper answering the question "Why?" with two words:
Yes, less useless chit-chat and more mapping.
Alternately - take it to IRC, chatty bitch.
roulffffff go map bitches !
...I'm going to go map.
Isn't there already a beef thread?
Also; fuck you all, you fucking cunts broke my internets dammit. Fuck you all.
.. a Thread where the question was: "Should Shambler be Baned from func ?"
Well, actually it sucks.. why so much hate against the wrong man:: there are plenty others guys that would deserve to be hated.... :P
The Sad But True Truth
This thread contains bees.
I didn't want to reflect to people opening new posts with whatsoevers, because it would be my greatest exhibittional fear to revolve cases that are me or me personally that are inadequate, therefore not in the order
of making any sense.
As there is already a general abuse I would be a defender of opening a new toppic for all ungeneral rebuses wich would only be a reflektion of the general amuses as it is prooven that most of the ment information in commen can be deleted as adformation in the misplaced curiosity way.
As I have opened only one toppic which has caught a lot of response I came to the attitude it can be very improving to mapping, getting a bunch of basestards behind well intended attitudes, but also be a pain in the ass to misunderstand that final attitude language has provided us to shearly understand eachother.
So if I open a new toppic with well ment arguments I am always glad to see others take a try. Almost like my long and well hidden secret for writing a book, but I can't find the title.
So where was this ungeneral rebuse about?
The Truly Sad Butt Thread
Did you see what happened over the summer to Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass. Ya-ya-yYA. For a woman with a really cute face like she has, it's tragic.
No i didn't, but i googled it just now. Wish i hadn't - i won't be putting that one in the wank bag any more :(
But ultimately you are better off knowing the truth to avoid this kind of scenerio.
Guy-Next-Desk-Over: What'ja do last night?
Kinn: Nothing much. Shaked it a little and popped one out for JLH.
Kinn: [No come back because he had not been properly informed]
London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since
his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be
remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm;
Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not
inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a
burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her
lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is
survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, I Want It Now, Someone
Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you
still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
you couldn't just post a link?
Yeah - Well No - Not To My Email, But...
It has occurred to me that this thread is sooo retarded, maybe someone could just erase the whole thing?
I mean I know there's interesting information on Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass a few posts above here, but to be honest I regret starting it.
I mean CAN you erase the whole thing?
metlslime never erase a Thread i already put some crappie and he didn�t delete!!!
thks good metlslime politician !!! ;)
Someone kick from president Obama and put metlslime.
* Can't sleep due to a cold. Due to a cold I can't breath properly, and when I can't breath, sleep is futile. Bleh.
* You are being much too defeatist, Ricky. You took your chances with this thread and except for the JLH ass bit (you can thank me later by sending me nude pics of Helen Miriam if you happen to have them or if you are willing to stalk her for me), things have pretty much rolled snake eyes, but you still have a window of opportunity, and I know you have the wherewithall, to turn this thread into something truly spectacular. So pick your self up, and go get'um, tiger!
* Probably the Nyquil talking but I think if I had a little excess capital, I would start a dual operation Sperm Bank/Abortion Clinic. It would be a place for guys who don't want to raise kids of their own to meet girls who don't want to have kids. The ultimate meet market.
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Mirren! No wonder I couldn't find that classic boob hangage scene from Excalibur earlier.
This should be renamed 'English Thread'.