Question, if anyone is interested in answering:
What's the most extreme drunken behaviour you've ever witnessed? 

... I am not really proud of sharing all this... so I don't :P 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqR6FHzfgdQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmM46gOQeSM 

Eyewitnessed, then its probably joyriding a ride on lawnmower on the motorway with four passengers. Then crashing it down an embankment, two of us getting off to carry the guy who fractured his ankle when that happened, then the owner crashing it into a drystone wall and snapping the front axel, the guy with the broken ankle had to hop back while we all staggered down the road bearing the mower like a coffin.

I think we knocked a lump out of the doorframe a few times before realizing we could just carry it round the back.

And the back garden was completely fucked as well, skid marks and figure 8's all over the place.

Then we bribed another mate to come over with his welding kit. And then he was the only one sober enough to drive the guy (we'd only just realised his ankle was fractured and not just twisted because it swelled up and he couldnt put his trainer back on).

So then the party kind of ended for most. It was about 8 in the morning so we decided to have breakfast then. We dumped some scotch into the coffees without telling everyone as well - it was hilarious until we all started puking in the bushes / on the wall / on the table.


Good times. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uLO7vMBRIw 

I was just diagnosed with pneumonia so tonight I'm going to try MAPPIN ON CODIENE 

 

gaming.youtube.com/lunaran ?
Lun what is your coediene stream plz 

If you really have pneumonia, you may not be doing much of anything. I had it once and it took all I had just to crawl to the bathroom.

Good thing was I could barely breathe, much less smoke a cigarette, so after 4 smoke-free days it was easy to just quit completely. 

 

turns out this is some weaksauce codeine 

get well Lunaran. 

must have been the good shit

have no time, no money (hope to map soon when I do), & I am about to be crushed, but these guys do make the hobo lifestyle seem kind of awesome in its own way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C_PFvk7m18 

https://img42.com/gHEPY 

yes, this one is drunk. 

Yes, indeed. 

im doing it again soon. 

Does all Tequila taste like feet?

I was never into cheap Tequila when I was in college... Crappy vodka was my poison of choice back then.

I decided to give a mid level Tequila a try; leyenda del milagro. Coming from Whisky (Scotch to be specific, although some bourbons are nice), I found the taste horrid... Any opinions? 

is insta-vomit for me, but I did spend a lot of time in college hitting Tequila really hard... I think I just drink my lifes worth and now my body rejects it.

And yes, it tastes crap. 

Well, the cheap college stuff I can understand being garbage. Same as how cheap vodka is garbage.

I had hoped they weren't all that way. Males me sad. :( 

Males you sad?

Either you're really thinking about guys and beer right now or you're wishing that func_ had an edit button. 

A nice Anejo (aged) tequila can taste like Scotch. They are never cheap, though :{ 

Ok, maybe those extra months will help it out a bit... I shall try one more time. :)

Fifth: android auto correct is shit :P 

Does mood swing posts count as drunk posts?

I'm doing some starving to save some money to get out of the red, because I've finally acquitted two of my loans but the money in my account wasn't enough. Acquitting the loans was more important because half of their monthly payments were taxes.

I'm used to starving, so it's not a problem� I've learned to control it:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t31.0-8/10498662_10204519363967413_2444196491387777456_o.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t31.0-8/10362791_10204519364567428_429140510896006308_o.jpg

But the starvation makes my thinking processes slower and affects my sensibility and my mood, so I may become annoying. I'm still feeling somewhat good enough, but in a few days I'm probably going to avoid using the internet, to avoid posting brainless crap.

After getting my account out of the red this time, my financial situation should be finally stable. And when I manage to acquit the third loan, I should have enough spare money to have Internet access at home. 

I can empathize with the shitty financial situation too, I just dug myself out of a situation like that which lasted for way too long.

I will be expecting some drunk posts after new years, people!

Omg I just got my good computer restored to full functionality, and should have some time in the new year. Not a lot, but for the last 6 months I've had no time and no money. Yee.