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Func's Biggest Twat: A Poll
Simple enough, just vote for your favorite! You may also share any amusing BEEF you may have with us all.

Trinca
Ricky
Willem
Grindspire
metlslime (comedy option!)
Write-in!

Due to my judging this thread, I am uneligible to be nominated as it would not be fair for the other nominees.
Scampie 
 
Edit: Fuck 
 
Me 
 
 
Scampie i wonder why your girl friend left you?!?!?!

you are such a fucking asshole...

get a life bitch... 
^^^ That Guy. 
 
Czg 
votes for fucking him. 
My Vote 
is for no name, also known as Trinca. 
Hahahahaha 
ROFLMAO.

Seriously though - fuck you.
Wanna come to my house and say that shit:

12 William Street, Penrith, Cumbria, England (Thats in the United Kingdom BTW, where the Queen lives) CA11 7UP

00441768867395 call this number if you get lost.

I'll show you funny.

TBH mate I dont have any beef with you, I just feel a bit sorry for you. How empty must your life be?

Call me, or come round one night if you need cheering up. 
A Strong Defence... 
in #4. Surefire way to sway the voting there... 
 
i still don�t know why this community still is in a channel #terrafusion that is owned by a stupid fuck like you...

Man did u ever fuck a women properly? or you just did in playboy game? you look like a fucking asshole abused by video games that never had a real life!

p.s1-> put the gun in your mouth
p.s2-> put real monition
p.s3-> make us that favor! 
I'm Waiting.... 
 
Lol 
Not much more to say really 
 
...for the Queen to visit you? 
 
This seems productive. 
Willem 
Welcome to Func! 
Errrr. 
Can I sponsor this with prizes please??

Thread is a winner. 
Thats What I Thought 
ALL pussies 
Jeez Gimme A Mo. 
<Shambl3r> hmmm
<Shambl3r> i could go round to ricky's house
<Shambl3r> and leave him a jar of piss with a large prawn floating in it
<Shambl3r> it''s only about 2 1/2 hours drive 
 
i think than is probably the best mapper ever 
 
wait wrong thread? anyways i'm not voting 
But... 
...you can be nominated, tho. 
I Nominate Gibbie 
 
Hmm 
There are prizes?

In that case could everyone please vote for me please, I'm nominated already and everything. Although personally I think I tend to be more of a cunt than a twat tbh...

Also, Ricky's surprisingly near me. Hmm... 
Hmm 
Also, I feel the judge may be biased in my favour (altho I know little of your dealings with Trinca) 
Come On Then 
pussie 
I'd Also Like To Say 
I will be as unbiased as possible in judging this contest. Also, Shambler is my co-judge since he is donating the jar of piss for the prize. 
Hmm 
Does piss contain genetic material? 
Posting In A Legendary Thread 
The metlslime line had me laughing, good work.

This is a seriously tough competition though (probably tougher than mapping for StealthQuake420!)

I'm actually going to vote for Lunaran though because he's too much of a pansy to even read this shit, let alone post here anymore. At least the rest of them are here providing comic relief, intentionally or otherwise! 
 
i wish the forum was wide enough to fit the picard facepalm.

:P~~ 
Its Me Cos 
i come and go, and my posts have no purpose :D

and i always use no-flame sign 
Who The Fuck Are You? 
 
 

p.s1-> put the gun in your mouth
p.s2-> put real monition
p.s3-> make us that favor!


1. Cut a hole in the box
2. Put your dick in that box
3. Make her open the box 
For Fucks Sake... 
We are only a small community, so why start stupid threads like this to encourage more people to fall out with each other?

Whilst I can accept that you don't like some people on the board, why not just ignore them instead of trying to start flame wars all the time? Better yet, just try and talk to them as if you didn't have any problem with them and don't respond to any insults they might fling your way, as in the end it only makes you all look like children who haven't yet learned to control their temper and everybody else gets sick of it pretty quickly.

:( 
Don't Hate. Be Loving. 
A bouquet for all y'all:
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/e1c/826/e1c82668-0e03-414f-a006-c6521f59dcf2

(probably shouldn't click that at work) 
Also 
I secretly hate all of you equally. Except than. Hi than! 
Than 
way to miss the point. I'm changing my vote to be for you. 
RIcky 
I wouldn't post personal things on a board like this. Not because someone would visit you, but because I would not want a possible future employee to see this hell hole. Maybe metl can remove it if you ask him. 
Ok... 
so it is a comedy thread. The thing is, you tend to be one of those most involved in grudges and flame wars on the board, so I didn't realise it was intended to be humourous. 
 
i don't hold grudges 
Humour 
seems to be a very subjective thing to base an otherwise purposeless thread on.

Threads like this just reek of an imminent community meltdown, at least if they're allowed to go by unmediated. Every community has its arseholes and I'm sure they consider themselves to be highly amusing, but ultimately it's them, rather than the outside trolls, the ad bots or the idle members that will always ruin things simply out of boredom [i.e. the lack of enough intelligence to think of something more engaging or productive to do].

This may seem like harmless fun to some, but it might very well be enough to turn some talented mappers [regardless of whether they have a twattish personality or not] away, simply because most people have seen exactly the same shit ruin other websites. It's not new. It's not clever. Nor are its perpetrators. 
"at Least If They're Allowed To Go By Unmediated." 
I'd have made this on a sticky if I was able to.

P.S. Well done THAN for nominating himself :) 
 
It's unfortunate that threads like this get all the traffic on this site. Go map! 
Heh 
I actually found this thread pretty funny, especially the metlslime option. Not everyone nominated is trying to be a dick (I think?) but I guess it's measured by deeds rather than intent.

sometimes it can be a real pain in the ass, but the solution is not to take it all that seriously. Not being drunk while posting makes that significantly easier.

re: Willem
I will when I have time - not til this weekend unfortunately. Then I will review some maps. 
 
"Then I will review some maps."

Also good. :) 
 
I think many people contribute a lot for this community not going anywhere, but there are lots of nice people that work intensely to keep this community still alive!!!

So big hurray for then.

The rest just ignore then, because they don�t mean nothing� 
Oh My God The Community Is Collapsing! 
Quick, metlslime, change the thread title to Func's Biggest Charming, Upstanding Gentleman and Scholar 
 
... A Poll 
 
"Oh My God The Community Is Collapsing!"

It certainly seems bent on it. 
Hm 
So the Q1 community can't go a couple of weeks without making creaking noises and dust falling from the ceiling. 
I Nominate Scampie 
to come round to my house and I'll present him with a black eye.

Seriously though this is insulting. I know I'm not of a high enough ilk to talk to you Scampie, Shambler, czg, so I'd appreciate it if you could leave me alone.

Its not funny. Its funny to people who might fall upon this thread while surfing the internet and realise what a bunch of miserable boring and sad people we must all be, like a bunch of geeks or nerds who are competing to look the coolest when ultimately we are all just a bunch of geeks or nerds.

Forgive me, I have feelings, and I dont run around writing stuff about people, ive got better things to do! 
How Can You Call Me A Twat When 
you dont know me.

I sure as hell dont know you, and I wouldn't pretend to. 
 
It's OK, Ricky. You release a bunch of quality maps and you're a twat. I release maps, write editing tools, take over shub-hub, and host a Quake download site and I'm a twat.

Evidently the only way to be cool is to contribute nothing to the community except derision and sarcasm. 
Re: Starbuck's Sarcasm. 
No, the community isn't 'collapsing' yet, but there are some pretty universal signs of an internet community in trouble, and threads like this are one.

Scampie is 'allowed' to act like a tool here because he has some veterancy. Now personally I don't remember what exactly of any use he's contributed, but that's part of the nature of e-recognition -- the screenname always outgrows the deed. As far as I or any people even newer than myself are concerned, all Scampie does is post inanities to recieve an ego boost by the simple fact that he gets away with it, and even defended when anybody questions his intentions. This reflects badly on the forum as a whole. Arguments break out. New members are intimidated or simply don't want to spend time somewhere so unpleasant. Anybody with common sense eventually finds somewhere nicer to share their common interest. Then all that's left is variations on this sort of thread, and there are no productive members left to scroll it off the page. Then anybody with the ability or interest in administrating the community gets bored and neglects it. Then terrorists take over. Then the world explodes. Then the stock markets crash. Etc. 
Objection 
New members are intimidated or simply don't want to spend time somewhere so unpleasant.

I decided to register precisely because of all the beef around here. 
 
A rolling snowball WILL pick up more snow, it's true. 
 
No, the community isn't 'collapsing' yet, but there are some pretty universal signs of an internet community in trouble, and threads like this are one.

I've been reading this board for about six years now, and have seen threads like this come and go, pretty much continually, the entire time.

People here occasionally post silly shit because...well...it's silly shit and it's mildly amusing to some of us, and it doesn't really matter. Not everything posted here has to be meaningful or Contribute Something Substantial To The Community. Honest. Unless there are some rules somewhere I'm missing?

Maybe I'm alone, but people who get all alarmed and offended by innocuous noise are way more distracting to me than the noise itself. There's always that guy who faints when someone cuts their finger... 
Cuts His Finger 
rather

The other guy.

You know what I mean. 
Willem 
A rolling snowball WILL pick up more snow, it's true.

So how about you stop adding more of this literal snow to the snowball's path? We all understand already that you're offended and whatnot by this thread, there's no real need to point it out further. Also, by now you should have known that pointing out how rotten people are, won't make them less of cunts (though damn me if they're not hilarious).

If you took all the energy it takes you into posting messages on the lines of "oh la la scampie is mean!!" and put them into mapping instead, I'm sure we'd see some promising results. Same for you Ricky and Trinca. 
Biggest Moron On Func 
1 - onetruepurple

Er - yeah, Trinca, Willem and I havent release any maps for ages, and we havent contributed anything at all other than moronic snidey remarks, gloating about who can be the most "funny", or wind up people the most, because the reaction we get makes us feel like we have a more "advanced" form of humour than others and gives something to wank off with... 
 
"Also, by now you should have known that pointing out how rotten people are, won't make them less of cunts "

No, that's true. But sometimes, if I really want to, I can make them go away. Like Lunaran. 
Title Goes Here 
Every community has its arseholes and I'm sure they consider themselves to be highly amusing, but ultimately it's them, rather than the outside trolls, the ad bots or the idle members that will always ruin things simply out of boredom [i.e. the lack of enough intelligence to think of something more engaging or productive to do].

You just haven't seen what a community consisting ENTIRELY of arseholes can do. (#Terrafusion) 
 
"If you took all the energy it takes you into posting messages on the lines of "oh la la scampie is mean!!" and put them into mapping instead,"

I wish you'd take your energy and put it into ... well, anything really. Have you contributed a single thing to this community? Ever? I'm honestly ignorant here, maybe you have a long track record that I'm not aware of or something. What's your history? 
 
You know what? Never mind. I'm done with this thread and won't be posting into it further. Feel free to continue insulting me and tearing down what little community spirit we have here. Fuck. 
Bah 
I decided to register precisely because of all the beef around here.

that's why i STAY registered -_-

Maybe all the non-terrafusion guys could try not to take the shite too seriously. It seems to me TF users are a large part here, and naturally the humour swaps over. WHICH IS FINE GODDAMNIT.

Oh, and i nominate Spirit because he's so emo about being mean >:( 
Lol 
my vote must go to willem though =) 
My Vote 
goes to this thread. This thread is the biggest twat.
















And scampie. 
#63 
A very strong contender there... 
And.... 
...late entry (into the thread, not into CZG's anus as usual) for the proud owner of #66. 
 
And shambler. 
@ All 
This Thread Is Now About Kittens! 
Kittens! 
Yay! 
So Cute! 
Feel The Love! 
More Kittens! 
Pretty 
Changing My Vote To Gone 
fucking spammer. 
SPHYNX! 
Kittens! 
Rolling 
Pure 
Bouncy 
Im Allergic 
to cats 
Take THIS! 
Thanks! 
You killed the thread.

That's without sarcasm. 
I Love Cats 
their hair clogs up my cooling fans, but they are The Shit. 
 
http://www.angelfire.com/space/usenet/#six
Not feeding seems like a good idea. 
Hmm 
From Spirit's link;

Just because someone has said something you happen to not like, it does not mean that they are a Troll. They may just not like you, or you may have a difference of opinion. It happens! Deal with it. 
Hey! 
we can still nominate and vote! 
Spoilt For Choice Now, Tho 
 
To Provide Some Unnecessary Vocabulary... 
Shambler 
You could attempt a 'Vote For All'. 
Scampie 
you counting the votes? We need a shiny graph for this asap, son.

P.S. you terrible cunt

P.P.S. that goes for everyone else too

P.P.P.S. except maybe pjw, who is just adorable. 
When I First Read 
the topic leader, Func's Biggest Twat: A Poll, I was hoping it meant the few female lurkers would be encouraged to send in spread beaver pics, and we would all vote on which one had the most vulvalicious vagina. This is not like that at all. 
It's Weird, Man 
you'd think a forum like this would be crawling with girls. Should I post my mangina? 
If That Means 
tucking it in between the thighs to form a simulated vagina, hell yeah! Extra points for the uncut who can do the clam in-fold trick. 
Shit Dude 
you just blew my mind 
Congrats. 
You two just pulled 
Jealous. 
 
Not As Shiny As I Would Have Liked It To Be 
http://a.imagehost.org/0445/graph.png

Some explanation seems to be in order:
1) I counted Friction's vote as "everyone except than", which essentially gives him -1. He get's a vote from scampie though.
2) Shambler votes for both Zwiffle and Willem because he hasn't decided yet. 
Good Effort. 
Am liking the simple but effective X-axis. 
Hey Now 
I voted for bler and the entire thread in general. Why is my vote not counted? 
 
Fuck Pie Charts 
The ultimate in chart gayness, well, second only to venn diagrams I guess.

Bar charts fucking rule: getting the important information - of twattish most of you are - to the public as clearly as possible. 
Also: 
Kind of amazing (and sad) that this thread has more posts in it than Than's new release. Just thought I would point that out (much to Willem's delight, I'm sure.) 
Hmm 
I would have to argue that a pink bar chart is slightly more gay than any colour barring pink of pie chart.

Oh and I vote metlslime, because its the comedy option 
Hmm 
In fairness, ~20% of those posts were kittens and ~50% were one liners, where as than's release had mostly in depth posts (and one liners ;) 
This Thread Reminds Of That Old Adage... 
"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you: I have an ear in-fuck-tion. I need to see the dick-ter, so he can finger it out." 
This Thread Is Stupid 
I do have an opinion, but I'll decline to share it. And really, some of you take yourselves way too seriously! 
Wise Man Say 
Swimming with shrimp belittles even the grandest of men 
Well 
... can somebody explain what is this thread topic ? 
Wiser Man Said 
Dignity? It is not like you can take it with you. 
Errr, 
that would be either Lao Tsu, Woody Allen, or Paul Tillich, they all tend to blend together when you had reports due on each in a span of a few weeks. 
#111 
Swimming with shrimp. As an euphemism for a flaccid penis. In cold water, it shrinks. 
 
I luvs you all! <3 
 
I'm voting BRACKETkonaBRACKET for not letting the thread die. 
Hmm 
Seconded. Kona for bumping the flame thread after it had served it's purpose. 
I'm The Biggest Cunt Of The World 
so fecking whaat?
p/s/ actually my ex-wife does ???? 
I Want To Be A Twat. 
It's not fair. 
 
you are what you eat 
Man 
It sure feels like there's plenty of lowest common denominator on those boards nowadays. 
 
I vote for onetrueviolet 
 
i vote skrillex! 
 
That Broom Is Definitely Deathmetal, With The Long Hair, Mask And All 
 
So. 
Who won? 
You Did 
 
I Think It Was Trinca. 
 
 
haha DIS THREAD 
Okay Need A Repoll... 
1. RickyT23
2. RickyT23
3. RickyT23
4. RickyT23
5. RickyT23 
I Know It's Wrong... 
...but every time some one says RickyT23 I think of a really effective Russian 2WW tank.

Oh, and "...bler" won.

Heh 
Distrans 
actually T-34 was the most famous russian tank
but Rick still has a chance 
Why Am I The Biggest Twat Again? 
 
Unlucky ? 
;) 
Ah 34, Thanks Spy... 
...and Ricky nooooooo not you, XXXXbler :) 
Uh Oh... 
...Looks like this thread won't go anywhere pleasent. 
Oh Oh!!! 
...stay, don't go anywhere, peasant! 
 
Who needs a pheasant 
Ooh! 
did someone say present? 
Please... 
...nothing prepubescent 
Sorry 
 
The Ranking Needs To Be Re-examined... 
1. parubaru
....
1000. parubaru 
#54 
Y'all brought it upon yourselves. 
 
So I'm guessing Parubaru is just #1 and #1000? ;)

I'd stick OTP at #2. 
Good Bump, Well Played. 
Can we fill in any more?? 
 
Put most active users in last 30 days here: http://strawpoll.me/
and we are good to go... 
Was The Prize Ever Claimed? 
 
Well... 
Reading the thread it turns out there were more contenders than anticipated, a tough choice and I;m not sure it was ever resolved.

Although Trinca and Ricky got off to such a good start early on, they must be honourary prizewiners if nothing else.... 
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