the topic leader, Func's Biggest Twat: A Poll, I was hoping it meant the few female lurkers would be encouraged to send in spread beaver pics, and we would all vote on which one had the most vulvalicious vagina. This is not like that at all. 

you'd think a forum like this would be crawling with girls. Should I post my mangina? 

tucking it in between the thighs to form a simulated vagina, hell yeah! Extra points for the uncut who can do the clam in-fold trick. 

you just blew my mind 

You two just pulled 

 

http://a.imagehost.org/0445/graph.png

Some explanation seems to be in order:
1) I counted Friction's vote as "everyone except than", which essentially gives him -1. He get's a vote from scampie though.
2) Shambler votes for both Zwiffle and Willem because he hasn't decided yet. 

Am liking the simple but effective X-axis. 

I voted for bler and the entire thread in general. Why is my vote not counted? 

http://a.imagehost.org/0540/thisishowyoudocharts.png 

The ultimate in chart gayness, well, second only to venn diagrams I guess.

Bar charts fucking rule: getting the important information - of twattish most of you are - to the public as clearly as possible. 

Kind of amazing (and sad) that this thread has more posts in it than Than's new release. Just thought I would point that out (much to Willem's delight, I'm sure.) 

I would have to argue that a pink bar chart is slightly more gay than any colour barring pink of pie chart.

Oh and I vote metlslime, because its the comedy option 

In fairness, ~20% of those posts were kittens and ~50% were one liners, where as than's release had mostly in depth posts (and one liners ;) 

"Twat did you say? I cunt hear you: I have an ear in-fuck-tion. I need to see the dick-ter, so he can finger it out." 

I do have an opinion, but I'll decline to share it. And really, some of you take yourselves way too seriously! 

Swimming with shrimp belittles even the grandest of men 

... can somebody explain what is this thread topic ? 

Dignity? It is not like you can take it with you. 

that would be either Lao Tsu, Woody Allen, or Paul Tillich, they all tend to blend together when you had reports due on each in a span of a few weeks. 

Swimming with shrimp. As an euphemism for a flaccid penis. In cold water, it shrinks. 

I luvs you all! <3 

I'm voting BRACKETkonaBRACKET for not letting the thread die. 

Seconded. Kona for bumping the flame thread after it had served it's purpose. 

so fecking whaat?
p/s/ actually my ex-wife does ????