but this is the most hilarious thing i've ever seen
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This Is Borderline Fanfic Territory
#96 posted by mankrip [66.249.88.159] on 2016/02/10 15:56:02
Shambler is the husband, Vore is the wife, Fiend is their kid, and the Spawn is their dog.

They walk around for a picnic in the woods, while scrags sing in the trees and rotfishes dance in the water. Shambler asks "Did you bring the canned meat, honey?". Vore answers "Here, my love", and hands him a knight's head soaked in blood inside of a helmet.

They eat the head, they eat their child, and then Vore starts to have sex with Shambler while he slaps the Spawn into her ass until it explodes. Everyone is happy, everyone is dead. Le fin.


should of been the next speedmapping theme 

 

 

About:
Mission64 is a Quake 2 for Nintendo 64 recreation attempt for KMQuake 2 engine. The goal is to bring all 19 single-player levels from the game to PC.

Current progress:
The first map ("Strogg Outpost") is complete and playable.

Screenshots

Usage:
Extract "mission64" folder from the archive into your Quake 2 folder, then use "mission64/Launch.bat" to play.

Download:
Public test 1 

Someone should've done this a long time ago. 

I am a large fan of this sort of thing 

Even the soundtrack is in place, great.

Why autoexec though? 

It's good that you have done this because it was on my to-do list. :P 

Great stuff. Does it also have the extra effects of the N64 port, such as muzzleflashes and lens flare? 

Someone should port the Saturn exclusive levels for Quake too! 

They're a bit pants... The boxing ring might need extra code 

Today, 21 years ago, John Romero released the first screenshots of Quake. 

...and no doubt listed all sorts of features like the game will have location-based dismemberment, an eating-gibs-to-gain-health mechanic... 

what quake would have been if the time constraints weren't there. 

Except the game is still good without the features. 

I'm content with how the game turned out. Although, pretty much like with both classic Doom games, it would've benefitted from another month of polishing. 

Episode 4 could have benefited from being less ugly, but I doubt another month would have appreciably changed the game. 

well i know that originally there were more rpg elements planned, I wonder if it would have turned out closer to what hexen II was 

I'm glad it was released when it was, I'm glad that it was as it was, I'm glad that it has become what it has, I'm glad I enjoyed it for so long. 

Dunno. A lot of small fixes can be done in a month.

That is, of course, if you're still able to notice things that need fixing, and if you actually care. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UhHcEiegb8

Huh. It doesn't look that bad. Whaddaya know. 

Yeah, decent enough I liked some of those enviroments. Orbb tribute? hah. 

Yes it does look ok. Ignoring the retarded eyeball for now, I like that there generally appears to be some tasteful art direction this time around, as opposed to the gaudy clown-vomit-textured eyesores that were the Quake 3 maps. 

I thought it was amusing