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Lots Of Hitchhiker's Guide Quotes Here And Everywhere... 
Ever Thought Of Going Into Advertising? 
Do you have any idea how much damage this bulldozer would suffer if I were to just let it roll straight over you? 
Hehehe 
We could spend all day quoting douglas adams. :D 
Please Do 
I'm feeling bored... 
Ok :) 
"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

"`The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat...'"

"`You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
`What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
`You ask a glass of water.'"

Marvin:
"`I think you ought to know that I'm feeling very depressed.'"
"`Life, don't talk to me about life.'"
"`Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to the bridge. Call that "job satisfaction"? 'Cos I don't.'"
"`I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.'"

"`If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.'"


Everything important in life turned out to already have been covered in those books. Kinda funny, after all that work of trying to figure out what to do with my life, it was all right here. ;) 
Well... 
The first million years were the worst. And the second million years - those were the worst too. The third million years I didn't like at all. And after that, things went into a bit of a decline. 
You're a load of useless bloody loonies! 
Stick It Up Yer Nose! 
...which is exactly the kind of thing we need to know. I mean, do people want fire than can be fitted nasaly? 
The Encyclopedia Galactica 
... defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun to Be With."

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes," with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent.

Curiously enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that had the good fortune to fall through a time warp from a thousand years in the future defined the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came." 
Mmmm Panoramic Screenshots 
These were done simply with the F12 key, some right-arrow-key taps and gentle mouse movements

http://pherrous.phaitaccompli.com/x/pan1.jpg
http://pherrous.phaitaccompli.com/x/pan2.jpg

I wish I could have all the shots in the same perspective though... I think I'm going to do shots like these for my maps. 
Hmm 
PQ also seems to have missed my old site, the last update of which was on 13th September 2001 (and said that the site was no more :) 
Pushplay 
lol. 
Is That Cube Of Cheese ? 
will any1 help me with final map compile ? I`m stuck on 300mhz at the moment ;/ 
I Could.. 
2ghz, 512 ddr

david.carter@boltblue.com 
Phait: 
Hmm 
Trouble with PQ deleting stuff is that there was a lot of decent information out there. Just 'coz something is no longer updated doesn't mean the information isn't just as valid as it was the day it was written. 
Hehehe... 
10-10-2000 - Auh3dm1 Realesed 
PQ Si T3h W3ird 
Hmm, my account on PQ only serves as a redirector since about a year already, I don't even display their banners or shit. I was expecting my account to be deleted for quite some time now but they didn't even killed it this time... *scratch head* 
Custom QW FFA Sunday 
We just finished playing blackpopes maps and I think everyone had a good time. Next week we will play Auhsan's maps and then Biff's maps. The map order will be: auhsan1, auhsan2, auhsan3, auhdm1, auhdm2, then impdm1, impdm2, impdm3, filthy, imp1dm5, and imp1dm6.

The carnage starts Sunday 3pm EST. 
Zzjzz 
Are you going to use Imp1DM6 or Imp1DM6 second edition? 
Oi 
/me works on his next map like mad to get have his played too 
Describing Levels To Non-Geeks 
So, when you tell someone that you're a mapper, how do you describe it to them? Do you use any similes or metaphors? If so, what are they? 
Use The Standard Imp1dm6 
Just use the normal one. 
RPG: 
i say that i design "the 3D environments in which the game takes place." 
Building A New Pc... 
What would you recommend based upon reliability/performance?
What would you suggest to avoid?

From:

CPU's, hard-drives, mice/keyboard, graphics cards, motherboards, RAM, CD-ROM and CD-RW drives, monitors?

Yes yes, I'm searching pricewatch. 
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