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Every faucet? 
 
...but the kitchen sink 
Yeah I Had Fun Yesterday Zzjzz 
Can't wait for biff's and Aushan's maps =) Thanks for hosting! 
Phait 
Are you sure the powersupply in the case is going to take care of you? I don't know how that "AMD recommended up to 1.2 GHz CPU" compares to the 2.4ghz pentium, but it might not be enough. 
Oops 
*blush* 
Athlon 
A 2ghz athlon is supposedly a 2ghz compare to a pentium 4 although it actually runs at roughly 1600ghz. 
Gib 
Says who? AMD? 
Yeah 
That's what AMD reckon.

Having never had a p4 before I wouldn't know.

Mine is a 2ghz Athlon XP which equals AMD Palomino @ 1.63GHz. 
Hmmm 
Is it just me, or is it really really cool to get fake virus warnings in your e-mail from people you don't even know? 
Rpg 
got the same shit 2 days ago, just delete it and forget 
I Already 
But now you're reminding me of it... 
The Best Spam Ever 
is the "Tired of SPAM in Your Inbox?!"

yes, frankly, I am - and I'm coming after you and your family, organ harvesting my way to fame.

sickfucks. 
Wrath: 
LOL!

My favorite are the "Lose 20 pounds in 20 days!". I'm 6 feet tall, 125 pounds, and hypoglycemic. If I lost 20 pounds over any period of time, I'd die.

But the "Tired of SPAM in Your Inbox?!" takes the cake. I've never gotten one though. 
Wazat 
I'm built like that too. If you can call it built. Parts of my body stick together, presumably mostly out of old habit.

If I would fall for every spam like that, and the infamous "add 3 inches to your penis" I'd be a two yard dick with feet.

Alas, I'd do all my $300 000 a year work from home (EASY!) - so it really wouldn't matter. 
SPAM 
I remember the funniest spam I ever got. I wish I'd saved it so I could see all of it again, but the line that had me on the floor was:

If you think we're trying to sell you money, you'd be wrong!!!

Stupid shit. 
Ownership 
As I'm sure many of you are aware by now, I am the owner of #terrafusion.

And although it is an honor, (kthx Pauk) I have decided that I would like to relinquish ownership to whoever sends the first e-mail to scampie at spawnpoint dot org. 
Haha 
Bl1tz you suck. 
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just so everyone knows, this is me, scampie [66.231.198.47]. the post above me was Blitz. (see above post #708 posted by Blitz [24.218.135.18])

Blitz, you annoying me is not a good idea. you're probabally already going to be banned from gamesnet for that stunt you pulled earlier. Why don't you just give up now and spend your time mapping. 
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just so everyone knows, this is me, scampie [66.231.198.47]. the post above me was Blitz. (see above post #708 posted by Blitz [24.218.135.18])

Blitz, you annoying me is not a good idea. you're probabally already going to be banned from gamesnet for that stunt you pulled earlier. Why don't you just give up now and spend your time mapping. 
And Also! 
w00ps, double post :o

this is getting confusing! ;D 
Wow 
this is entertaining 
Ha Ha Ha 
*** Lun is now known as Lun|Mapping

Dietzman13: mapping??
Lunaran2: ssh
Dietzman13: mapping what?
Lunaran2: ... maps ...
Dietzman13: bahhh
Dietzman13: what map?!
Lunaran2: don't tell anyone but it's actually lun3dm7
Dietzman13: oi
Dietzman13: what happened to 4-6?
Lunaran2: they're done
Dietzman13: show me :D
Lunaran2: no
Dietzman13: blast
Dietzman13: show me a screenshot at least!
Lunaran2: My NDA won't let me ;-)
Dietzman13: wtf
Dietzman13: how/why is it dm7 then??
Dietzman13: lun3dm7 i mean
Lunaran2: I guess it would technicaly be lun4dm3 ...
Dietzman13: oooo
Dietzman13: woooot
Lunaran2: do you know what day it is?
Dietzman13: i hope q4 isn't TOO much of a system hog
Dietzman13: its tuesday
Dietzman13: oowetowet
Dietzman13: FEKING SUCM!
Lunaran2: you fucking schmuck :D
Dietzman13: BASTARD
Dietzman13: FEKING SCUM!!!!!!
Dietzman13: WQ%#@%%# 
Oh Hi Luna 
got you linked :D 
All Your Base Are Belong To Billy Joel! 
Bleh 
some maps:
http://www.planetquake.com/greyvoid/maps.html
A few of them look cool... 
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