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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

Talk about anything in here. If you've got something newsworthy, please submit it as news. If it seems borderline, submit it anyway and a mod will either approve it or move the post back to this thread.

News submissions: https://celephais.net/board/submit_news.php

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#14191 posted by HeadThump on 2008/05/02 23:16:22

I'm renown for my advice; like the time I told one of my friends, 'dude, do you really need this? (pointing to a condom) It is not like you will ever see her again after tonight.'

#14192 posted by madfox on 2008/05/02 23:42:04

ijed : I have opened only 4 threads, with four maps. I could have started many more, but for the most they are there already.

lunaran : return immedeatly my new quake map results of Orb's Factory!

Sudo A Cheezburger

#14193 posted by steven_a on 2008/05/03 12:08:07

Anyone want a linux thread ?
More funcsters would be having linux than sex ? (Trinca excluded naturally)

http://www.flickr.com/photos/xeni/2453834326/

Steven_a

#14194 posted by gb on 2008/05/03 16:20:44

that was pretty funny, especially the comments.

I wouldn't mention l00nix or GPL too loud here, let us stay in the shadows for a while longer... time and Microsoft are on our side...

Lunaran

#14195 posted by Tronyn on 2008/05/04 00:01:52

that's one of the funniest things I've read on here. It's so awesome how this supercomputer would be named MadFox.

Hmm

#14196 posted by Lunaran on 2008/05/04 00:17:47

lunaran : return immedeatly my new quake map results of Orb's Factory!

I've already begun decoding this.

Can we get some information on where 84.26.196.113 might be? I think we can actually track this thing down, and maybe communicate with it.

#14197 posted by gone on 2008/05/04 00:25:45

Urbana, Illinois, H.A.L. plant ofcourse

Lol

#14198 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/04 02:10:04

#14199 posted by metlslime on 2008/05/04 22:41:02

New circuit component invented, and it supposedly shakes up basic circuit theory too:

http://www.informationweek.com/news/hardware/processors/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=207403582

That

#14200 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/04 22:59:33

sounds like a big deal.

Dzip Virus Warning

#14201 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/05 03:41:31

Just wondered if anyone else had got this:

I uninstalled the long-expired anti-virus software on my crappy old laptop and replaced it with the free version of AVG.

After doing a full system scan the computer came up totally clean except for one "infection".

It claimed that dzip29.exe - the tool I'm sure many of you use for compressing quake demo files - was infected with the virus "Win32/Zmist".

Is this a load of bollocks? I'm using AVG 8 - the free version. Has anyone else had a virus warning with dzip?

Metslime:

#14202 posted by bear on 2008/05/05 07:40:50

woaa

Kinn

#14203 posted by JPL on 2008/05/05 09:46:49

No, never.... But it seems it is very old virus that should have been removed by your anti-virus :/

http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_99382.htm

weird...

Happy May Day Peepul

#14204 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/05 15:37:58

Cheers JPL

#14205 posted by Kinn on 2008/05/05 17:31:14

W32/Zmist is using a special polymorphic engine ("Mistfall") writen specifically for this family of viruses by Russian virus writer who calls himself "Zombie".

The plot thickens ^_~

AVG has now just picked up the same virus in my System Volume Information folder - odd that it didn't get that one the first time round.

Also

#14206 posted by bambuz on 2008/05/05 17:36:40

wassup with the fucking firefox on vista having 20 second freeze seizures every few minutes.

Nine Inch Fucking Nails

#14207 posted by Lunaran on 2008/05/05 18:19:00

http://theslip.nin.com/

There are two tracks on this album that are the most Quake thing I've heard from them since The Mark Has Been Made.

Kinn

#14208 posted by JPL on 2008/05/05 18:25:20

I'm glad it helped :)

May Day?

#14210 posted by metlslime on 2008/05/05 21:15:07

that's may 1. Today is Cinco de Mayo.

Well In The UK

#14211 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/06 00:14:42

we have a public bank holiday on the first monday in may.

we refer to it as mayday. we all start drinking at about midday, in the streets, its chaos here! ;-D

#14212 posted by - on 2008/05/06 02:48:36

we all start drinking at about midday, in the streets, its chaos here! ;-D
isn't that every day in the uk?

...

#14213 posted by starbuck on 2008/05/06 04:13:56

isn't that every day in the uk?

*hic* no...

Happy Birthday, Wolfenstein

#14214 posted by gone on 2008/05/06 14:08:38

the first FPS I`v ever played. it turned 16 yesterday

Yes, Scampie, Yes It Is!

#14215 posted by RickyT33 on 2008/05/06 14:11:15

But it's usually quiet by about 5:00pm on Mayday because everyone is drunk and staggers home!

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