boys wanted to check out the gay bars! 

It was slightly awkward, meeting a friend's little brother in a gay bar (not the "gay" bar where everyone is straight, but the gay bar, not the hard gay bar though), when I'm hanging around with Jago who is wearing makeup and a gay shirt. :)
No, it was fine really. Vigil made us do it.

Ok, this subject is starting to get beaten to death. 

Bambuz I wasn't wearing any makeup that day. 

how would I know. Didn't you say you had some? And the shirt. Dunno / don't remember. 

Bambuz I wasn't wearing any makeup that day.

yeah whatever

;�* 

Jago said he sometimes puts makeup on when he goes out. And I happen to think DTM is a nice, clean place, though I have no idea why it was so empty that night.

Now, what you should be asking is what was the little brother doing there. 

What I'm asking is why all three of you decided to go to a gay bar.

I mean, you clearly had enough people and of the correct gender to have a gay orgy already. 

Mostly good music, clean toilets. 

the lil bro guy is getting married this summer so maybe he was feeling out the last vibes of "freedom" or sth. Dunno. Maybe it was just a place which was not too full and showed football. Maybe her fiance (?) only allowed him to go to gay bars so women won't snatch him. Yeah he is marrying a woman.

And vig, music and toilets are better where older people go.

?: can you use that word for both the man and the woman? 

Yes, there are male and female fiances.

But why did you call him a "her"? This is just getting even more confusing. And scary. O_O 

I get mixed up at times. In my native language there are no gender-specific third person pronomina. I ment to say "his fiance". 

Hangovers. Ouch. 

Went out to a bar that was showcasing a friend of a friend's art, and an old highschool friend said if I'd buy the first round he'd buy the second. Eight rounds later, we finally get around to leaving.

I had to stay awake an extra hour after I went to bed, cuz every time I closed my eyes I was pulled through one of those Prey portals. So, I focused all my energy on making the room stop spinning, and the ceiling fan was my saving grace. It was, oddly enough, the only thing anchored down in space-time, so I stared at that as intensely as I could to stop from vomiting on myself.

Mission success! 

Nice ale. Think pale ale, but different. Light copper color, slightly thin, with a fruiter-than-usual nose and taste. Plus you get those nifty messages on the underneath of the bottle caps. I got this one tonight, which I thought Bobby W might like:

Be Alert, not Inert 

...cuz every time I closed my eyes I was pulled through one of those Prey portals. 

post the first time around. LOL.

Last summer I had one of those moments. It is never the liquor that gets me but the shit I'm willing to try with my inhibitions down. Whenever a friend who plays baseball in college, I find myself willing to give chewing tobacco another try.

It wasn't pretty. After I finished barfing, I had to spray down the patio with a pressure jet hose and a bottle of Clorox. Just the thought of snuff can make me quiver with nausea. Oh, well, I'll probably do it again next summer. Good Times. 

Whenever a friend who plays baseball in college is in town.  

absinthe has absolutely no psycotropic effects whatsoever - its just a fairly standard alcohol. in france some nobles had the idea that the stuff sent you loopy because all the artists were drinking it; in reality it has no adverse effects apart from what you�d expect from alcohol (eg. liver failure).

on a side note; i�ve now been banned from drinking whisky. sigh. back to beer. 

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cunt? Is there a ruder word? How is cunt rude anyway? The meaning of cunt is basically just vagina, so what is the problem. If I say "vagina", nobody is likely to complain, unless I precede it with the words "you have a stinking hairy and utterly unpleasant" are they? So why does the word cunt ruffle so many feathers? I can say buggery until the cows come home without an eyebrow raised, but the moment the c-bomb impacts you could break the silence with the drop of a pin.

Why do people get so upset about a four letter word that means vagina? Or one that means intercourse, or faeces? People are shit, that's why. A bunch of shitty fucking cunts. 

words can be so contextual too. One woman I was involved with some time to go, demanded to hear the word cunt while making out, but in any other context she would find the word appalling. I hate the word vagina because it sounds clinical and latinate; 'gina is better,
pussy is good, and snatch is the best over all.

Beaver only works for me in a hirsute context. The phrase 'hairy beaver' sounds wrong. 

'The phrase 'hairy beaver' sounds wrong'

make that, 'sounds redundant' to be more precise. 

and now I'm an alcoholic.

/me sips on some Spanish wine. 

What, no sangria? 

It's ok. It's a bit too much liquid to make for one person though, and definitely a waste of good wine--and why would anyone buy bad wine?

Besides, opening a new bottle of nice wine is always a pleasant surprise of flavors.