Uh. What the hell?! It's like they took a good story idea/execution/direction and then let Peter Jackson fart all over it. It has soldiers with no hair but red mustaches and ak47s shooting aliens in sets lit in green and blue! (yes, inside the crashed shuttle)

Can he please stop making movies, or go back to c-movie-splatter-fun?

Well, it's not that bad, but without the jacksoness it could've been a good movie.

Oh, to the writer: it's perfectly possible to locate cellphones even when you are not currently on the phone/speaking 

After watching it, I'm in fear that my lady-friends extremities start to explode when I touch them. 

for me, the main difference in acting style is that generally tv has a lot of closeups and most tv actors tend to do everything with their face (and sometimes overact as a consequence too). So when they get to a movie, they still try to just use their face even when the shots are longer which does not always work.

Take Chiwetel Ejiofor in Serenity, half of why why he is so good in that film is because of his body language and the way he moves. 

Awesome. 

I want to see that. Why didn't you invite me to go with you? 

Because my dad invited me for my birthday! Don't worry we can go see Capitalism: A Love Story or potentially Gentlemen Broncos. 

I liked it. 

Saw Cloudy with a chance of meatballs in 3d at the weekend and the character Mr T does the voice for was awesome :)

Everyone needs a monkey translater device! 

i used to read that book all the time when i was like 3 

Monsters vs Aliens

rather nice movie, some great cgi, some stupid stuff, good jokes, not something i would let my 6 year old kids see for HEAVENS SAKE.


PS: if only this movie was japanese. it is full of just-almost-upskirt tease 

Date Movie
I was forced to watch this the other night as part of caring for a sick friend, and jesus fucking shit on a stick it is unimaginably, incomprehensibly and indescribably atrocious. I honestly didn't know it was possible to make films this bad and I am not at all happy that this film proved the depths of crass, pointless, and unutterably unamusing rubbish that films can sink to. Everyone involved in it should have been ground down and turned into dog food - budget discount dog food at that - including Alyson fucking Hannigan, this has completely ruined my crush on her. Cunts.

There aren't enough negative numbers in the world to give this film a score, but as a token gesture:

-10����������������� / 0 

epic movie
scary movie 1-6
not another teen movie
and uuuh..there is others

and they all suck 

Have you seen "Dont Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood"? (or whatever it's called):

Similar but way funnier IMHO, Wayans Bros. at their best. I mean the lead character is called Ashtray and his dad is 2 years older than him. Riiiiiiight..... 

Any friend who wants you to watch Date Movie deserves to die from Swine Flu, so you should have just let this imaginary friend of yours die a slow horrible death. 

no I havent :)

But on another note, to make you feel better about films, can I suggest There Will be Blood if you havent seen it already. Not the sort of movie I imagine you would normally watch, but coming off Date Movie, anything goes :)

Or if you dont mind slightly older stuff, The Duellists (late seventies).

and ricky, wayan bros at their "best"?? 

You need to. Please. But make sure you download/steal it.

Cinema is looking quite promising for entertainment coming up - that Terry Gilliam thing, 9, Wild Things, also 2012 looks okay for a laugh. 

Wild Things, actually not so much...

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/10/19/parents.wild.things.are/index.html 

Yeah, Where the Wild Things Are was really bad. It was boring, because there was no point to the story. Spoiler alert, but absolutely nothing gets resolved. The kid throws a temper tantrum, and at the end gets rewarded with chocolate cake. A huge waste of time. 

... was a very big disappointment. The animation is cool, and that's about it. The plot doesn't really know what it's aiming for, there are a couple of [i]very[/i] tacky scenes, the conflict between the different characters is mostly just stupid, and the characters themselves are very forgettable. 

func_tags, they're killing me. Damn. 

and theres been mixed response to wild things, but I still want to see both. 

Useful to know. 

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)
One of the worst movies I ever saw. Don't watch this crap. 

"Feast" 2005

Heh - the first thirty minutes made my GF puke for real!
Havent seent he end yet, but for a low budget Dusk till Dawn-esque gore fest, thi seems pretty entertaining :D 

and completely rediculous. Theres a bit where a moster eats a live baby. ewww