 Scampie
#672 posted by Zwiffle on 2004/09/09 00:19:29
I can prove you wrong with 2 words: Cat and Woman. Instant gold.
#673 posted by - on 2004/09/09 00:24:59
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so you're attempting a rebuttal on the grounds that she's such a shitty actor she has to play in a cheesy crapfest where she fully relies on her supposed looks? I guess she can pass for hot while she wears a mask and not much else.
#674 posted by starbuck on 2004/09/09 06:09:22
I guess she can pass for hot while she wears a mask and not much else.
she still looked ugly to me :)
 Strabuck
#675 posted by JPL on 2004/09/09 06:13:30
Are you gay, or blind, or both ?? Even if she looks ugly in her ridiculous costume, it remains she had a wonderful bunny, and big tits woawwhat a girl.. That's enough to see the film.. grrrrr... and furthermore if someone tells me that she's naked in the film: I'll buy it :P...
 Scampie
#676 posted by nitin on 2004/09/09 06:25:17
I thought she was good in Monster's ball, probably not oscar worthy but enough to show acting ability.
 Well, I'm Just A Modest Blind Gay Man
#677 posted by starbuck on 2004/09/09 07:26:36
but going by feel alone she doesnt do it for me, honey. But masks and leather? Fabulous, I say!
 Starbuck
#678 posted by JPL on 2004/09/09 07:36:08
With masks and leather: it will turn into a sado-maso sex contest.. he he he ...
 That Sounds Like A Contest
#679 posted by starbuck on 2004/09/09 07:44:13
where everybody loses :(
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#680 posted by JPL on 2004/09/09 07:48:21
.... only winner will be the one who have the mask and leather.. :P...
In fact, I really don't know, because I don't practice this kind of ... errr could we say: "sport"... o_O
 Starbuck
#681 posted by nitin on 2004/09/09 08:49:44
LOL
 Scampie:
#682 posted by Zwiffle on 2004/09/09 13:25:12
Yes.
 Eh
Yet another comic -> movie destined to suck :\
What (recent) movies like this are you referring to? I guess you mean Catwoman, although it doesn't really count as its not even selina kyle and has fuck all to do with the batman/catwoman ethos. Punisher? It was OK, but I wouldn't say it sucked.
Wait for the next batman movie. My hopes on that being good are fading by the minute. :(
 Ray
#684 posted by nitin on 2004/09/09 22:26:55
why? there's too much talent behind batman begins for it to suck. But I guess stranger things have happened.
And I read somewhere that Jack BLack was playing Aquaman.
 Hmm
#685 posted by nonentity on 2004/09/09 22:30:23
I thought the footage/shots of the new Batman looked really nice actually. Not that they provide a lot to go on, but the new batmobile is buff.
 Sky Captain
#686 posted by . on 2004/09/10 01:35:36
Looks like pretentious, over-done-dreamy-effect action crap. And too many stars. But y'never know, either way I don't really have high hopes for it.
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#687 posted by HeadThump on 2004/09/10 01:56:42
I couldn't resist Angeline Jolie if I wanted too. That outfit makes it an even more difficult task.
confusing plot, stupid dialog, robotic acting, pretentious cinematagraphy, all those I give a big so what. For the cost of mere ticket, I get a reason to live!
 Cinematography
#688 posted by . on 2004/09/10 02:08:19
Just the word I was looking for.
#689 posted by Blitz on 2004/09/10 02:40:41
Just look at the fucking name of the movie!!
It sounds like a fake movie from the Simpsons starring Troy McClure as the Sky Captain.
And when are they going to make a Lobo movie?
Movie? Why haven't they made a Lobo game yet? Space motorbikes, gratuitous violence, and a character that looks like Rob Zombie on steroids: it's a franchise just begging to pander to the power fantasies of the pimple-eyed.
 Fatty
#691 posted by Kell on 2004/09/10 09:48:27
BITE ME, FANBOY!!
 Doom 3 New Director
#692 posted by . on 2004/09/10 23:17:38
"Universal Pictures has hired Polish director Andrzej Bartkowiak ("Cradle 2 the Grave") in a pay-or-play pact to helm the studio's upcoming vidgame adaptation, "Doom." He replaces the film's original director, Enda McCallion, who the studio said is bowing out due to personal reasons...
A former cinematographer on pics like "Lethal Weapon 4" and "Thirteen Days," Bartkowiak's recent helming credits include "Exit Wounds" and "Romeo Must Die."
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#693 posted by . on 2004/09/10 23:17:50
#694 posted by Zwiffle on 2004/09/10 23:31:45
I saw Lethal Weapon 4, but none of the others, so I can't say if I'm excited or not. I hope they don't seriously screw it up like Resident Evil though.
On a slightly different-but-related topic, anyone have any info on the Silent Hill movie? I heard the Resident Evil director was doing that movie too, which really worries me.
 Uhhh...
#695 posted by Kinn on 2004/09/11 06:41:45
Well, looking at Bartkowiak's directing credits, he just sounds like another alumni from the Paul W S Anderson School of Shit Action Films. I think he majored in "101 ways to fuck up an action scene by trying to make it look like a bad parody of The Matrix".
Can't say I'm totally shocked; it's not as if film studios hold video games in very high regard.
#696 posted by Vigil on 2004/09/11 10:44:15
After seeing Exit Wounds, Romeo Must die and Cradle 2 the Grave, I wish the process seen in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was possible.
In other news, everyone's favorite level (that being me) just recently (that being yesterday) saw that one movie called I, Robot, and for some strange reason enjoyed it quite a lot.
Was able to turn my brain off, and it was indeed rather nice. The action was good, the sets were nice, and there was nothing too stupid. The artsy person inside me wished that the movie had concentrated more on Sonny. Would've been more like Asimov's short stories. Then again, I was expecting an action movie, and I got what I wished for.
And the three laws are perfect? Ummm, say again?
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