
Hah Starbuck
#9593 posted by
Shambler on 2016/11/21 13:33:21
"voiced by Gareth from a call center in Slough. "
Fucking LOL!

The Trailer
Definitely gave me some preorder regrets... Let's hope it's ok

Not Me.
#9595 posted by
Shambler on 2016/11/21 14:11:34
The melee always looked incomprehensible....and I surprisingly really liked the corridor bit at the end.

Preordering...
#9596 posted by
Mugwump on 2016/11/21 14:26:32
...is akin to willingly shoot yourself in the foot.

A DOOM Tribute - MiniDOOM
#9597 posted by
Rick on 2016/11/21 17:32:32
That looks really good!
#9598 posted by
Kinn on 2016/11/21 17:45:05
The problem with that 2d doom tribute thingy is that on the one hand they have put all that effort into nice crunchy pixel art, but then they contradict it with all that blurry glowy stuff on the missiles and explosions. It's a bit of a schoolboy error :/
#9599 posted by
Mugwump on 2016/11/22 01:04:19
Speaking of Space Hulk, I've just stumbled inadvertently on this pretty awesome cosplay:
http://i.imgur.com/9QNBVd8.jpg

Another GOG Sale Incl. STALKER
#9600 posted by primal (nli) on 2016/11/22 13:09:47
The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games on Gog.com are on sale at 60% off. The sale lasts for five more days with plenty of other offers too.
https://www.gog.com/news/the_black_friday_sale_is_here

WE PRESENT RELEASE OF RETRO OLD SCHOOL FPS SPACE TRUCKER
#9601 posted by WE LOVE WOLVES on 2016/11/24 16:00:55

#9601
#9602 posted by
Kinn on 2016/11/24 16:32:16
From those pics, the level-of-detail of the assets is all over the bloody place. Not sure why one would make the floor (the part of the level consistently closest to the player) have the lowest res texture in the game....

Hmmm
#9603 posted by
starbuck on 2016/11/24 22:05:57
Don't know what you mean Kinn....
http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/533320/ss_2678f86d38f7edf059b071362e98b018ad8ec849.1920x1080.jpg?t=1479931605
This game seems like a joke thats not really hitting its mark. Looks like you don't know what to satirise so have gone for everything and nothing. The 80s effect and voiceover on the trailer help it have a tiny bit of character but then the gameplay and the screenshots look fuckin gash mountain

....
#9604 posted by
starbuck on 2016/11/24 22:07:25
also are you using that combination of fonts just to piss off graphic designers because it's working

And It Can Be Yours For The Low, Low Price Of �13.49
#9605 posted by
Kinn on 2016/11/24 22:36:58
It just looks like a load of random Unity asset store models mixed up with a bunch of sprites stolen from other games; thrown together with about as much care and awareness as a drunk teenager getting caught wanking into his sister's laundry at 3am after a crap night out at Razzle's.
#9607 posted by
Mugwump on 2016/11/24 23:10:22
I heard a whistling in this vid that I could swear was stolen from R2D2.
#9608 posted by
[Kona] on 2016/11/25 06:03:55
gash mountain? Is that like good or bad? Sounds pretty good I must say.

More Agony
#9609 posted by
Mugwump on 2016/11/25 07:54:13
Full alpha demo playthrough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNpl9ax0CS8
I got the creeps just watching this vid. If the whole game is like that, I'm gonna love it!

Agony.
#9610 posted by
Shambler on 2016/11/25 12:03:47
Going for the subtle, restrained style of survival horror, nice.
I do hope there is a level set in a gigantic dead baby's anal cavity that is simultaneously being raped by a demonic Hitler's cock wrapped in razor wire.

P.s.
#9611 posted by
Shambler on 2016/11/25 12:06:34
This playthrough goes into more depth, if that's what you really need:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYw7aijShTc

So Dishonored 2 Is A Perfect 10 Game And You Should Get It ASAP
#9612 posted by
skacky on 2016/11/25 13:38:34

Wow
#9613 posted by
starbuck on 2016/11/25 15:31:13
they really do need to reel it in over at Agony HQ. Amazing how unscary scary shit is when it's all you can see.

Re: Kona
#9614 posted by
starbuck on 2016/11/25 15:32:02
yeah to be fair Gash Mountain was my favourite ride at Disneyland until they shut it down :(
#9615 posted by
Mugwump on 2016/11/25 16:55:58
how unscary scary shit is
To me this game seems more about being creepy than scary.
@Shambler Thanks for the link.
#9617 posted by
Mugwump on 2016/11/26 10:39:01
Just tried to watch the video linked by Shambler. Had to stop about 3 minutes in because of the non-stop barrage of words coming out of the youtuber's mouth.