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* Shambler is now known as Foodbler
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Well Shit 
man that was like a 10-line long word. shoot. 
Wasn't It Candied Cockroaches? 
For a million dollars I's even eat out Joe Rogan's mom. har har har 
I Don't Like Food 
I prefer drinking 
motherfucking CHEESE CAKE...oh this is good right now 
Buy Weird Food Here 
A Culinary Epiphany 
Made my usual Bangers 'n' Mash for dinner today, but was mortified when I discovered I'd run out of gravy O_O. In desperation I whipped up some Bisto Chip Shop Curry Sauce mix, and was subsequently very pleasantly surprised by this unlikely combination.

Suffice to say, the list of things I've tried that don't go well with curry sauce, continues to shrink. ^_^ 
Hallucagenic Foods 
Only food I know that makes you do this is Nutmeg. I forget what quantities, but it can provide entertainment for ~24 hours I hear, but too much can cause vomiting or, failing that, death. From what I hear, anyway.

Dont Smoke The Shrimp 
True Story: A few years back some friends of mine and I rented a beach house for a week. There was a fresh fish market a block down the road from us and I bought a huge quantity of shrimp, brought it back to the house, cooked'em, made a variety of sauces, and we all pigged out.

After eating, I was ready for some mood alteration and I got the bong out. However, I was engaged in conversation and I did not notice that what I was packing was discarded shrimp tails. I applied the lighter, took a hit and wound up belching out smoke that would make unfiltered Camels seem like fresh air in comparison.

I spent most of the night puking my guts out. 


I don't actually LOL that often, but . . . man, that image made me do it.

I had a buddy in college who used dip/snuff, and that beats the time he was stoned and accidentally drank from his spit cup instead of his beer. 

Good Job. 
What would scampie think eh!! 
P.S. Breakfast. 
Unfortunately didn't have this this morning, but still...

<Breakfastbler> full english/scottish: black pudding, white pudding, haggis, bacon, sausage (two types preferably), eggs (again two types), tattie scones, fried bread, beans, grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, lots of hot toast 
I'd have to get up at, like, 5 AM to prepare that. 
I Ate Out 
tonight and picked up a platter of prawn tempura and chicken terriyaki on white rice. Not the most ballance meal but was thouroughly satisfying. 
email me, bastard 
...almost had my second coronary while reading shambler's post. 
you did get a response via devi's email
you dunker you 
no, for some reason. but i've managed to get on MSN messenger for the evening at a friend's house, so have her contact me that way i guess. Or she can send another email :P 
Check Your 
spam folder? 
devi is the dunker. 
Is A Dunker... 
like a tosser? 
nutmeg is a hallucinogen, yes.

i'm not sure the experience is to be recommended, though... 
Since We're In The Food Thread... 
a dunker could be a donut...

like dunkin donuts... or something

nutmeg is what people in jail use when they can't get hard drugs. you literally need to eat handfulls of it. Large kitchens usually have big cannisters of the stuff. In most reported uses of nutmeg, the user throws up a few times BEFORE the actual onset of the 'high' which then lasts a long time accompanied by headaches.

It's not something you do for fun. It's something you do to forget bubba was getting tender with you last night. 
Chex Party Mix Tip 
It is that time of year! Yeah!! The one thing I enjoy as much as free time and presents is the Party Mix.

Okay. Melt a half stick of butter (fatty! Fatty! fatty!) and add half a teaspoon of seasoning salt and a tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce. Mix well. Add three cups of raw pecans (halve them if you prefer), and let them soak a good while.

Spread the pecans on a baking sheet and roast them until the aromatic smell overwhelms you.

Let them set and then add them to your standard chex mix.
Your guest will swear you sold your soul to Satan to get the recipe! 
I Love Chex Mix 
I dunno if its the same kind you make, but I simply inhale Chex Mix. It's yummy. 
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