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All of your drunk thought should be posted here. You should not flood the GA thread while you're drunk. Just post it here.

All af your most crazy drunk posts must exist here, cause it's a drunk thread. Don't be affraid to show it.
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R.P.G.... 
Ever tried Grimbergen? It is a Begian Beer that sounds similar to Sam Adams Double Bock: sweet and strong. It even comes in a triple bock!!! :o

Highly recommended. 
Generic 
I don't remember seeing that in stores around here. I'll have a look next time I'm at my favorite beer shop, though. Thanks for the tip! 
Sam Adams White Ale 
I poured this beer almost 20 minutes ago and it still has a head on it.

/me continues to drink blissfully as the week's stresses fade away in a haze of Type O Negative and beautiful aromatic spices mixed with beer 
You Fool 
Get to work you bastard! I gotta keep these idiots thinking I'm working on that Wintery Map Pack while we build a secret mapping lair in the tundra called Poland. I mean... errr... GET TO WORK.

BTW: Cap'n Morgran Tattoo r4wks. 
Cherry Baby 
I think I just had the best cherry-flavoured lambic in the universe. A proper lambic beer, but powerful cherry flavour. Fuck RTDs made of syrup and vodka! LAM-BIC! LAM-BIC!

Oh, my supplier: http://www.regionalwines.co.nz/

Hic! 
Bah! 
Finally worked out how to use the damn site. It was a Timmerman's Kriek, from Germany. 
"I Drink Alone" By George Thorogood (lol) 
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else.
Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Now, every morning, just before breakfast,
I don't want no coffee or tea.
Just me and my good buddy Weiser.
That's all I ever need.

[chorus]

Now, the other night I lay sleeping,
And I woke from a terrible dream.
So I called up my pal, Jack Daniels,
And his partner Jimmy Beam.

[chorus]

Well, the other night I got invited to a party,
But I stayed home instead.
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker,
And his brothers Black and Red.

[chorus]

Well, my whole family done give up on me,
And it makes me feel so bad.
The only one who'll hang out with me
Is my dear old Granddad.

Yeah last night I drank 26oz of rye by myself, for no concievable good reason. 
 
Drinking itself is concievably good. 
Drinking 
I came back yesterday. And the first thing that i've done was:
1. I came to my friends
2. Bought a LOT of beer
3. Got drunk

So I spent a very good night with my friends 
Ha 
Good times, PuLSaR. :) 
Kilkenny For $2 A Can? 
God, I love loss leaders! 
 
I can baresly see., I fucking love haniami parties!

I love hyou ALL! yES i DO! 
Whre Has Shambler Beeen Recently 
he has the biggest penis of all and I think he is th greatest; 
This Guy... 
... is really drunk !!! 
 
I'd just like to point out that tequila is my new favorite beverage, especially of the alcoholic kind. 
I Didn't Know Tequila Came In Non-alcoholic Versions 
Beer Rules The World 
now i drink alive non-filtered dark beer 
Alright, Alright 
Excuse the poor of my grammar.

Out of alcoholic stuff, tequila is my favorite? 
Hsuh 
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE,
you can say what you want to,
even if you're not serious
Fuck myself,
fuck myself,
im a piece of shit
why dont i just go and kill myself
you cant say what you want to. 
Oh Yes, 
cant = to be able to 
You Don't Wanna Do That 
How are you gonna get laid if you are dead? 
Three Types Of Drunkedness I Despise 
1) The drama queen drunk. My friend Tom is highly succeptable to this. One time he convinced himself he was possessed by demons. I have to admit he did some pretty decent speaking in tounges. But my other friends fell for it, they started crying their eyes out. I couldn't stand it so I pushed Tom to the ground, and I tickled him under his ribcage until he puked up everything. That ended that tirade. My friends did not understand that drunks feed off of peoples emotions. You only make it worse by taking them seriously.

The other two are the 1) Sodium pentathol drunk. My biggest weakness, where I want to confess every damn thing I've ever done, and 2) the sentimental drunk. I guess every body at sometime has paid an ex a visit in the middle of the night. 
I Also Hate 
4) the slayer drunks. they tend to destroy everything when they're drunk 
I Was Going 
to add the 5) horny drunk. But that is really the same as the sentimental drunk, as the sentiments arise out of a unseviceable (due to alchohol consumption) libido. 
So Basically 
You hate drunks period. 
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