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Posted by metlslime on 2002/12/23 18:24:21

Talk about anything in here. If you've got something newsworthy, please submit it as news. If it seems borderline, submit it anyway and a mod will either approve it or move the post back to this thread.

News submissions: https://celephais.net/board/submit_news.php

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Raven Girls

#8349 posted by Shambler on 2005/07/26 14:49:20

1 would get it. 6 would definitely get it. 3 might be worth a closer look in a milfy sorta way.

Raven Women

#8350 posted by Lunaran on 2005/07/26 18:07:33

You guys have officially become creepy.

Shambler.

Yeah, That'll Work

#8351 posted by HeadThump on 2005/07/26 21:51:45

You guys have officially become creepy.

Women see through that ploy from a mile a way, that is why playing Mr. Sensitive never works.

Be more Butch like Scampie and you should do okay.

Hmm

#8352 posted by Tron on 2005/07/26 22:49:50

I see your ploy Lun, you are attempting to keep them all for yourself!

#8353 posted by pjw on 2005/07/26 23:21:11

1 would get it. 6 would definitely get it. 3 might be worth a closer look in a milfy sorta way.

That made me snort a bit of Coke and rum into my sinus. It kinda burned.

Shambler == Smooth moves. Ex-Lax got nothin' on you man.

If I were a female (or even moderately feminine-ish), you would get it.

Doom Movie Trailer

#8354 posted by Vondur on 2005/07/27 01:04:50

http://media.filmforce.ign.com/media/490/490104/vids_1.html

Just Watch It...

#8355 posted by JPL on 2005/07/27 02:08:57

... so gloomy like Doom3... hhhhmmmmm... I was very suspicious when I saw the first announcement, but having a first overview of what monsters look, maybe my point of view will change... i hope not to be "bull-shited" by the trailer... wait and see...

Heresp4

#8356 posted by here on 2005/07/27 03:44:30

I made a new q1sp map Heresp4 "beyond the black sun"

screenies and download on :

http://www.planetquake.com/here/maps-q1.htm

I hope you enjoy it =)

News rejected because the download link on that page says "Download Beta". Here, if this is a final release, please change that link and resubmit this news and it will be approved. If this is a beta release, please post it in the Screenshots and Betas thread

Re: Doom Trailer

#8357 posted by Kinn on 2005/07/27 04:35:25

Looks like Uwe Boll's got some competition!

Pjw

#8358 posted by gone on 2005/07/27 05:13:29

u can get
sham is fem

Hmm

#8359 posted by bambuz on 2005/07/27 08:52:08

comp then fucked totally. Well, it's good to have a vacation from it and think about life as a whole. I'm writing this from a mac.
I might borrow a friend's old laptop and travel to Sweden to do some writing stuff. And do a bit of hiking. Take care guys and don't spend too much time at the computer. It's bad for your spirit.
Btw I phoned with my parents just, they had been bear-watching in the northeast of Finland, and saw a huge black bear. Great!

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#8360 posted by Lunaran on 2005/07/27 09:20:06

Women see through that ploy from a mile a way, that is why playing Mr. Sensitive never works.

Be more Butch like Scampie and you should do okay.

I see your ploy Lun, you are attempting to keep them all for yourself!

No, really. Creepy. I know these people.

#8361 posted by Kell on 2005/07/27 10:13:21

I know these people.

Like, in the biblical sense?

#8362 posted by Scampie on 2005/07/27 10:14:15

oh man, how weird would it be to even THINK about having sex with someone you KNOW!?

I'll go back to being noncreepy and fantasizing about cokehead porn stars with fake tits, and barely legal exploited whores.

Porn

#8363 posted by wrath on 2005/07/27 10:18:25

isn't real, scampie. You can, like, totally see the CG!

Bambuz

#8364 posted by R.P.G. on 2005/07/27 10:42:46

Sorry to hear that.

Hmm

#8365 posted by nonentity on 2005/07/27 12:29:11

You guys have officially become creepy.

Become? (But yes, I agree).

ps. lol @ scampie/wrath

If They're Creepy...

#8366 posted by pope on 2005/07/27 13:31:59

...what the hell does that make me?

You're Still Pope

#8367 posted by Lunaran on 2005/07/27 17:12:15

Bambuz

#8368 posted by voodoochopstiks on 2005/07/27 17:26:38

@Bambuz: Have a nice time traveling Bambuz, if you need a place to crash in Stockholm, just email ahead of time and we'll trade numbers :D

@Rest: Concerning Raven girls - I think I only have one or two I'd hit it with, #3 and &6. Maybe #4 if I really needed to.

#2 has bad hair and #5 looks like a female version of Carmack, if any of you girls happen to read this, abandon hope in Sweden and in men in general, and hate idiots like me. I'm way too superficial when it comes to women, way.

Find Your Inner Viking

#8369 posted by HeadThump on 2005/07/27 20:20:17

Bambuz, and good luck

I Have Only One Rule

#8370 posted by HeadThump on 2005/07/27 20:22:43

about sleeping with women. She can't weigh more than me. Otherwise, I don't give a damn if they are easy on the eyes or not.

Luns Opinion

#8371 posted by Tron on 2005/07/27 21:00:14

We need to hear which one of these fine ladies Lun is trying to hit it off with!

Hmm

#8372 posted by HeadThump on 2005/07/27 21:35:37

Or the other possibilaty, is Lun is still going through orientation this Summer and management is now at the stage where they are playing the classic corporate game of, 'Can We Spot the Passive/Agressive Honky Before The Permanent Hire.'

One well placed, 'Goddamnit! I hate it when men belittle women in the work place' might be enough to fake 'em out.

Of course, Lun's motives may be pure as the driven snow, and we are first rate bastards for questioning them.

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#8373 posted by Shambler on 2005/07/28 01:19:59

We need to hear which one of these fine ladies Lun is trying to hit it off with!

Scampie, obviously!

(someone had to say it)

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