I wouldn't be surprised. I only heard about it from word of mouth (czg) so I don't know the exact details, but this guy died after getting fucked in the ass by a horse. I mean it was bound to happen. Horse cock + ass = death, it's obvious really. 

I haven't dared download the video, but there is a massive commentary thread on it over at the Somethingawful forums. 

bambuz,

so don't watch it, you self-centered dummy. 

Well, I've watched it and if he did die then it serves him right - the horse was not wearing a condom and everyone knows you should not have unprotected sex with casual partners! 

I'm at work, so I'm not able to watch it "safely" and completly..... I just saw the beginning, and it seems it's the video you are looking for... or at least talking about.. There's a guy, and a horse, and ouch... pain in the ass... ;P

http://www.jegergrim.dk/video/mrhands.mpg

...and now go map... 

You fuckwit. Don't fucking post the links.

Anyone else, go read the SA thread, 100 times more entertaining than the video. 

...that I was crying. Those forums are the best general-purpose forums ever. I decined to watch the vid though.

(and c'mon bambuz, if you can't laugh about someone who is such a shining epitome of astounding dumbfuckery that they die from Teh Horsecock, then...well...what can you laugh about really?) 

Ouch, I've just watched the video at home: how a guy can "eat by his asshole" a 50 cm horse dick ?? Either this guy has a "cavern-assshole" or he is really dead now due to a huge "anal perforation"... It's frightening... and bleuargh... 

After that he can't even have normal gay sex. It would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft. 

A video:
http://cubemovies.ign.com/cube/video/article/651/651334/revolutiontrailer_091605_qtlow.mov

The swordfighting part has SOLD written all over it. Gamespot impressions: http://hardware.gamespot.com/Story-ST-15143-2567-x-x-x 

If you have ever played Diablo 2 on Battle.Net, you might want to see this: http://mostlycloudy.net/~dnl2ba/images/humor/LOTR-soj.gif 

Yeah we were talking about that at work. My initial impression is "unwieldy gimmick", but I agree that the sword fighting looks fun.

I'm not sure how it's gonna work with cross-platform licenses though, what with everyone else using the traditional controller approach. 

It's precise enough, it could be a mouse replacement. Doesn't need to be as accurate as a mouse, but maybe a quarter of that or something. Maybe one could even paint with it.

Play adventure games where you can interact with the environment in other ways than to just run and hackslash.

Nintendo is prolly the only company with guts to do any kind of innovation (hint, not the same as bringing in stuff from pc's or one-dimensional increasing of stuff)

Think of what one could do with two of these. Minority report style UI's.

A year back a friend showed a mobile game where one could play 3d pong on a mobile where the club was the phone itself so you would have to move it... too bad the display was in the phone itself. Really crude solid state accelerometers.

I wonder if the nintendo thing has a laser gyro or something for better precision. That would make them a tad more expensive. 

SOUTH KOREA, Seoul -- A young man strangled his friend today with a Nintendo Revolution controller after he accused his friend of cheating in Mario Teaches Masturbation. The assailant, 17-year-old Gno Havva-Phun, used the controller as nunchakus to knock unconscious his friend, 19-year-old Yu Gno Me, and then used the chord choke the victim to death. 

RPG, Those aren't valid Korean names.

Yeah, nintendo controller looks interesting, I'm a bit sceptical and will wait until I can see some actual games taking advantage of the movement stuff, but I applaud them for their attempts at innovation in gameplay instead of just pushing out better visuals which is what most other people are doing noweadays.
Oh and kinn, there's an extra accessory (hopefully it will be cheap) that you slide the revo controller into so it becomes a standard controller. 

Read them with English phonetics and maybe it will make more sense. 

I'm pleased to see nintendo doing something weird enough that people are actually uncertain about whether it'll be good. Sony and MS have basically been been iterating on the dualshock for the last 10 years. I like the dualshock, but i don't think that's the only good controller archetype.

Yes, I have concerns about how this breaks controller standards for cross-platform games, battery life, and the inelegance of having two a buttons and two b buttons. 

The Revolution Controller makes my penis hard. 

Animated Doom movie, looks like a joke but I'm betting it's trying to be a decent attempt...

http://www.forumplanet.com/planetdoom/topic.asp?fid=4952&tid=1745934 

Phait, that trailer made every cell in my brain that ever contained knowledge of design or animation to spasmodically constrict in embarassment.

I'm going to go lie down. 

At first I cried at the Revolution controller.

Now I am grinning after thinking about it more.

For cross platform games it has been said a case will make it more like a wavebird type of shape, so there will be no problem there, and for fps games I can actually see it working.

The more I imagine holding it in my hand I can see it working, the thing is basically an evolution of the mouse. 

I don't think Nintendo is really that worried about cross platform games anyway. The best games on a given system, and the ones that sell the system, are the ones designed specifically for it. Plus, I think they relieze they're going to be 'the second console' for most gamers, so the need for cross platform isn't there. Nintendo seems content to not compete to be the #1, but to make great, fun games that will hold their fanbase and perhaps expand it. 

I have no desire to own a ps2 or xbox since I can play most cross platform games on pc, but have been tempted by a gamecube many times. 

Bler is a chav 

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