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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

#20019 posted by Shambler on 2011/02/20 12:37:21

http://www.quakeworld.nu/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=56610#p56610

Shitting fucking cockhell, that is the worst thing I have EVER seen on the internet.

Muahahahahah... Arrrgggghhhh !!!

#20020 posted by JPL on 2011/02/20 13:11:56

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8435/ezquake007.png

Grey un-textured DM map... holy shit... this so impersonal :P

#20021 posted by ZealousQuakeFan on 2011/02/20 20:00:12

Not much of a multiplayer guy then?

Well

#20022 posted by JPL on 2011/02/20 20:08:59

Ask Trinca, I guess he'll be your man :P

Jpl

#20023 posted by spy on 2011/02/20 21:21:21

it's dm4 by mcgee, with gl_picmip 2 or something i guess

Re: 20020

#20024 posted by necros on 2011/02/20 22:08:40

what really cracks me up is the high res player head and high res fonts. it's just such a contrast with the grey textured map. :P

The Lava Is The Highlight

#20025 posted by oh, that person on 2011/02/20 22:12:39

#20026 posted by gb on 2011/02/21 01:59:12

Well, I guess a pure DM player who lives for QW might want to focus 100% on the gameplay. I can see how you'd want neutral textures.

I've been thinking about making a singleplayer map like that, uni texture and no details - this would remove everything that could be an excuse for bad gameplay.

Such a map would have to stand purely on its gameplay quality; making that map still fun to play would be the challenge.

Like warsow, only more extreme. And singleplayer. Kinda like White Room - willem is an unconventional thinker, and I miss him.

#20027 posted by - on 2011/02/21 04:03:34

Such a map would have to stand purely on its gameplay quality

that's what you should do when blocking out a level with simple geometry. Then you go make it look nice as well.

PULSAR

#20028 posted by Drew on 2011/02/21 04:26:35

HL2 is mapping!
And it looks great!

Ouch

#20029 posted by RickyT33 on 2011/02/21 11:30:45

http://fudzilla.com/home/item/21900-egyptian-bloke-names-daughter-facebook

Fucking Shit Forever

#20030 posted by czg on 2011/02/21 11:44:32

I hate it when retailers (overclockers) send out shit using DHL or FedEx or whatever instead of regular mail because they always end up trying to deliver to me when I'm not home, and then follows a long process of calling them up and bitching and moaning "well can I pick it up myself somewhere?" "can you deliver it at my office instead?" "why did you throw it in the trash?" instead of if it was just regular mail I'd get a slip in my mailbox and then I can go pick it up myself at my leisure and by the way I gave them my phone number why don't they try to give a quick call first or something. Also I didn't give them my door code so when it says on their tracking site that I "refused delivery" or whatever does that mean they parked their car outside on the street for a while and waited for me to show up. Basically I'm not angry at the actual delivery guy because he might be cute and hot but I honestly would rather not have anything to do with them in the first place.

Tl;dr

#20031 posted by czg on 2011/02/21 11:45:04

Your mother is fat.

Czg

#20032 posted by Vondur on 2011/02/21 13:08:00

how i understand your frustration. express delivery sucks.

#20033 posted by - on 2011/02/21 16:59:07

wow czg no one cares

Much Like Your Mother

#20034 posted by czg on 2011/02/21 17:00:17

She Doesn't Care

#20035 posted by czg on 2011/02/21 17:00:26

about you

Because You're An Ugly Baby

#20036 posted by czg on 2011/02/21 17:00:44

I Just Farted On You

#20037 posted by - on 2011/02/21 17:04:46

So This Is What QMap Must Have Been Like

#20038 posted by oh, that person on 2011/02/21 17:07:44

I Take It Back

#20039 posted by czg on 2011/02/21 17:26:19

I like you scampie. I'm sure your mother is a very caring woman.

Im Just Waiting For The Rant(s)

#20040 posted by RickyT33 on 2011/02/21 17:28:10

we might get when he tries to build his computer and fails. Then he will try and buy one from the shop and fail. And it will be terrible, for everyone.

#20041 posted by oh, that person on 2011/02/21 17:35:41

I'd advise against that. As you pointed out, maps *can* stand purely on their gameplay quality, so making a good playing Q1SP that looks like that dm4 shot would be a waste of time - and a torture for the players, who'd rather play a map that both looks good and plays well.

Case in point: Lun3DM2

with both a strong theme and a strong game, the map could have soared.

CZG Is Right.

#20042 posted by Shambler on 2011/02/21 17:35:42

Deliverys suck.

I particularly liked the "your item which you urgently wanted today is in a depot 10 miles away but no you can't possibly come to collect it but we can rearrange a delivery for which you'll almost certainly be out, sometime next week"

CUNTS. It's not fucking rocket science. I turn up, show proof of id, collect my shit that you fucked up the delivery on. Jeez.

I miss CZG. Vondur was resorting to posting ugly obese chicks last night, in your absence.

Seriously.

#20043 posted by Drew on 2011/02/22 03:34:55

I had the same situation, took about 2 weeks to finally get my "express" package.

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