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All of your drunk thought should be posted here. You should not flood the GA thread while you're drunk. Just post it here.

All af your most crazy drunk posts must exist here, cause it's a drunk thread. Don't be affraid to show it.
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CUNT! 
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cunt? Is there a ruder word? How is cunt rude anyway? The meaning of cunt is basically just vagina, so what is the problem. If I say "vagina", nobody is likely to complain, unless I precede it with the words "you have a stinking hairy and utterly unpleasant" are they? So why does the word cunt ruffle so many feathers? I can say buggery until the cows come home without an eyebrow raised, but the moment the c-bomb impacts you could break the silence with the drop of a pin.

Why do people get so upset about a four letter word that means vagina? Or one that means intercourse, or faeces? People are shit, that's why. A bunch of shitty fucking cunts. 
Clitty, Clitty, Bang, Bang 
words can be so contextual too. One woman I was involved with some time to go, demanded to hear the word cunt while making out, but in any other context she would find the word appalling. I hate the word vagina because it sounds clinical and latinate; 'gina is better,
pussy is good, and snatch is the best over all.

Beaver only works for me in a hirsute context. The phrase 'hairy beaver' sounds wrong. 
Uhm 
'The phrase 'hairy beaver' sounds wrong'

make that, 'sounds redundant' to be more precise. 
I Came Back From Spain 
and now I'm an alcoholic.

/me sips on some Spanish wine. 
RPG: 
What, no sangria? 
Sangria 
It's ok. It's a bit too much liquid to make for one person though, and definitely a waste of good wine--and why would anyone buy bad wine?

Besides, opening a new bottle of nice wine is always a pleasant surprise of flavors. 
Well 
In the period when I was absolutely comletely drunk after graduated from my academy I have found that I said fuck up to my girlfiend (though I was I in condition while I didn't remember it at all) and she still remembers me it. People told me about this about a few days after it. Ohh I'm drunk atm. Many things can change, but many things you can can change wher you're sober. Don't forget about this. It means much imho 
 
'gina is better, pussy is good, snatch is almost there, but sangria really is the best of them all. 
Update 
fuck I actually did turn into an alcoholic while I was in Spain; although I finally managed to drink something other than Spanish wine (this time it was Argentinan). 
 
There's nothing wrong with being an alcoholic other than admitting it. 
I Enjoy 
Argentinian wine.

and it fits nicely into my budget (or lack thereof) 
Rebirth Day !!! 
I think this is the rigth day to rebirth this thread..

I'm currently at home, with friends of mine, and we already started to drink some Champagne... he he he...
It is 19:15 here in France, so I guess I will be totally drunk in a couple of hours

I hope to see 1st of Januarry 00:00 :P

Happy New Year everybody !!! 
We Need 
A hangover thread. 
We Need 
A "slept all day, WTF" thread! 
 
You can find those on 4chan. 
Hey !!! 
You are not supposed to post here if you are not drunk !!! Go drink !! 
I Was Still Half Cut 
from yesterday.

And no I'm nursing a whisky. Needs care, whisky. 
No - Now 
 
 
got drunk yesterday. almost missed my train, but forgot everything 
PuLSaR 
Oulah !! You've been "charged" a lot ! 
Drunk Notice 
New years eve, I was back with all my friends and we did the usual drinking/drugs thing, supposedly good times/etc, but it never quite kicked in and just as I was having a good time talking to this one girl my friend did what anyone in his position would do, and I ended up responsible, to a degree anyway, for getting everyone (and myself) out of his house so this chick could stay over. I was pretty calm and polite at the time, for the person who was really at fault in that situation was me, for expecting anything different than that, but I knew I'd be getting absolutely fucked up the second I woke up the next morning once I was done being calm and responsible. Next morning came, I called up my crazier friend and we got fucked for 12 hours straight. I didn't feel any better afterwards (I never do), but I was physically incapable of doing it anymore and got quite sick, which lasted for 3-4 days, so I decided to try and not drink at all for as long as I could. From January 1 until earlier tonight, is 11 days. I'd say I learned a lesson but I never do. I drink for the wrong reasons. 
Xmas - New Years 
Is a time of enforced party. Most everyone likes parties but having to fucking go to them defeats the purpose.

Or maybe that's the hangover talking. 
 
There's truth in that. I'm happy to host a party but having to get in the car and go to one drains my energy. 
Well 
after I got drunk and almost missed my train, I came home. 4 hours have passed and the phone called. I was invited to a crazy drunk party. I managed to escape from there only at 3 a.m.
tomorrow I'm returning to another city where people are waiting for me to get completely drunk...

what a crazy life 
Hehe - My Town Is So Small... 
...you walk everywhere! Theres about 20 pubs man!! all within a mile radius!! I was so fucking drunk on Friday night, i stayed in last night and slept all day today (I was too drunk to sleep on Saturday) Some sort of fucked up party on Friday night - one friend disgraced me by saying he's gonna cheat on his Girlfriend of 5 years, and "dont tell anyone else - who else can I tell??!" - im just like "dont tell fucking me - I dont want to know!!"

And Then...

My sisters ex-boyfreind shags my girlfriend's sister so fucking loud upstairs we could all hear them - I thought they were gonna break the bed!!

NIGHTMARE :( 
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