"LOOK! LOOK AT ME! I'M DRINKING! LOOK AT HOW MUCH I CAN DRINK BEFORE I CAN'T HIT THE KEYS ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE! YES, AREN'T WE COOL NOW!" 

Go and rape a bible or something. Troll. Go start a new thread "The High Brow Thread For Sophisticated Mature Adults and God Fearing Christians, Virgins and Tee-Totalers". 

.. there's no reason to fight here ! 

I'm a virgin... :( 

I'm pretty sure this thread was put in place to corral all the sporadic drunk posts that littered other threads so that you can go to, say, the Speedmapping Thread, and not find some drunk ramblings. Whether you will actually find discussion of speedmapping is a different point entirely, but you shouldn't find drunk posts there. Yes, it is a childish thread, but it lessens the childishness (theoretically) of the rest of the threads, and thus you can skip this one single thread if is not your cup of tea. 

sober postings with ppl bragging about how much they can drink--

"Go rape a bible" - LOL 

I always win! HAHAHAHAHAAA! Last man standing every time. Usually. Most of the time. Except for the times I get all sleepy..... 

Except for the times I get all sleepy.....

don't leave drinks unattended! 

I once convinced myself, that drinking till I couldn't, would help me ever drink too much.

So I was in a nightclub with friends, and we would drink untill we would reach the end, and then paying the shared bill.

The only thing I can remember was that I stood at the bar, lots of talking and drinking, untill I got biologged (?) by a door behind the bar. I was quiet sure it didn't excisted when I started drinking.

It was the most volume of beer I ever drunk that night, and I still I'm sure that door didn't excisted.
They have an expression for it, I think.
As drunk as a door. 

story of my life...

You mean you walked into the door?
I've definitely done that move. I got a standing ovation, hahaha! 

knew drew had to draw

I was so paralyzed by the impression that door could not excist I even didn't try, knowing my head would be of wood after trying.

And indeed, my head knocked as wood afterall. 

"full as a bucket" is a common expression here. 

woman are exhausting XD 

*omfg ^^ 

...and expensive 

oh fuck my god

I find that somewhat amusing at this late hour. 

been drunk every night 1 week straight but didnt make any retarded posts here except this one! yay. 

Gassed
Gashed
Rat-arsed

I'm just picturing my freind Bill looking at me in the club and slurring "I'm fucking gashed hey! Write-off man, eurrghhh, ''" etc 

drunken sibling conflicts are also fun. yay xmas. 

To everyone! 

I am someones house petting their dog 

Wooooooooo 

Mila Kunis is fucking hot 

fml