JPL makes sense in the drunk thread. 

Are you suggesting I'm drunk all day ? I even didn't think try that... thought.... :P 

"Feck, Arse, Girls"

You funcers need to relax a bit. Me included, but now I'm on holiday.

There's been a drought of good posts recently.

Less Sex Therds and more . . . BEES? 

hardly constitute a good thread. I thought the first bees thread was very wanky. 

but didn't really bug me too much. I couldn't relate to it and didn't get any buzz from it, though. 

 

great content

I'm surprised we haven't had a "stoned thread." 

bytway. i was at araklly cool gay wedding last week. gays are pretty nice people aparently. good paerty.

yummy

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anybidy ever been top a gay wedding ? I csn only recommend it. good food and super nice people. good music too

looking forweward to soe gay func_msgbaoard weddings. its only a question ofd ftime. have all yur coming out! haha!

:-)

haha! you sghould get runk more often!!

�s you may only answer thks thread when your drunk yurself. rmeber this.

sober doesnt ount.

seriously its summer, and fking 40 degree celsidu d outside. you doint ŋet drunk???? shamee.-

Ricky I would have assumed better of you. you sbold get properly filled. in one of tzhose nice pubs on your island.

word.

rly its been TWO MONTHS since anybody was drunk?

are oyu kidding=?

supee r ce people. 

all the time - well every week, and the rest.

I was completely leathered on Saturday night. And not too bad neither on Friday. Yesterday I chilled. I am "sun drunk" at the moment. 

i drink sometimes becouse it�s the way of Portuguese life :p

we cant escape from alcool he always cought us!!! 

I went to a nice civilized house warming party tomnight and some fucking loser teenagers threw stones through all the windows of my mate's new house because we wouldn't let them in! Fucking losers. What a fucking world eh. 

Sounds like teenagers with social problems and a smashed in face time. 

At least they didn't pull out nines and light up the entire household. Rocks you can pick up and throw back. 

They didn't put a load of bricks in a carrier bag and leave it in the middle of the road so that an unsuspecting driver would driver over it, thinking it empty.

Now that's ASBO. 

Decent liquids cargoil smoothly
Run down my blazard mind & soul
Understand was before I was groovly
Nothingng aiming at my goal
Kid you keep that bottle bootly... 

Kills my time.
Started studying architecture. It's like Beer-Hangover-Study-Beer-Study-Wine-Beer-Weekend. And working with CAD and CAAD kills my mapping interest at the moment a bit 

Every student's life is full of alcohol. It's normal.

Keep on drinking:) 

1 X Key broken off in front door lock
1 X Kinda damaged front door (probably kicked it open after broke key)
1 X broken in half debit card
1 X missing jacket i only bought a week ago
1 X broken button on my phone. How does that even happen?
1 X royally shafted right knee
1 X bleeding ankle
0 X memory after 1am apart from vague memory of running. 

 

fucking idiot!

The club rang me this morning to say they had found it!

Shame I already cancelled my cards.... 

I went to a nice civilized house warming party tomnight and some fucking loser teenagers threw stones through all the windows of my mate's new house because we wouldn't let them in! Fucking losers. What a fucking world eh.

Same thing happened to me last year or the year before, I cant really remember. We only found out the front window was smashed the next morning when most of us went outside for a smoke, turns out the music was so loud no one noticed the impact ;)

I have to use this space to give a big "fuck you!" to Sussex Police force also, as the officers I dealt with sounded like they would rather be eating cow pats than listening to my problem. What a world indeed :) 

1 X Grossly distended anus. 

speaks from experience 

 

yeah i admit it