fucking idiot!

The club rang me this morning to say they had found it!

Shame I already cancelled my cards.... 

I went to a nice civilized house warming party tomnight and some fucking loser teenagers threw stones through all the windows of my mate's new house because we wouldn't let them in! Fucking losers. What a fucking world eh.

Same thing happened to me last year or the year before, I cant really remember. We only found out the front window was smashed the next morning when most of us went outside for a smoke, turns out the music was so loud no one noticed the impact ;)

I have to use this space to give a big "fuck you!" to Sussex Police force also, as the officers I dealt with sounded like they would rather be eating cow pats than listening to my problem. What a world indeed :) 

1 X Grossly distended anus. 

speaks from experience 

 

yeah i admit it 

You're below 30 and will continue mapping whilst drunk, then you don't need help yet.

If you're over 30 and will continue mapping then only drink whisky.

If you're giving up on mapping for drink then for fucks sake book in somewhere, take up heroin or 5 quid slappers - as long as we get to see what happens after Marcher. 

if you are over 30 and still drunk then you only map 

do we have a thread where people can boast how they are so damn drunk? Is there something glorious about it? Does it make you happy? Has it ever gotten you anywhere? Laid? 

Because drunk posts are the best posts on the internet. Bar none. 

Is to show the Future Overlords with the powers of resurrection how much fun we would be to have around.

Do you think they would be impressed with our scientific knowledge and mathematical skills? as if. They have the powers of resurrection, what could we possibly teach them except how to have a good time? To love, to care, to live in harmony? They might go to a 13th century Benedictine monk or the first Buddha if by some oddity of future history they are looking for those things, but to us? The only possible reason they would come to us is that we know how to throw it down.

You sober minded, moralistic types just have no concept of the Big Picture. 

Does it make you happy?

Yes, it does 

Does it make you happy? Has it ever gotten you anywhere? Laid?

Sometimes it makes you happy when you are gathered with good friends, having a deep and un-inhibited conversation or a laugh and joke. You might feel more inclined to share thoughts you otherwise wouldn't!

Has it ever gotten me anywhere? Yes, nightclubs generally. Has it ever gotten me laid.....

(i'm not even going to entertain that with an answer, but I think you see where I am going with this...)

Although you must realize that alcohol is going to temporarily enhance traits of your character which are ALREADY THERE. So if you are a totally uncharming, boring, bland and cynical character then you should probably aviod it because it will bring out the worse in you as your depraved little mind struggles in frustration to grasp all of the socialbilty and uncensored human emotion which you might find yourself subjected to, depending on the company you find yourself in. 

Does it make you happy?

hell yes 

... If you are not a coward, you just have to face it.. and...

Go Drink !! 

you divl 

to something to see the humor,
but I have a sister who smokes cigars, drinks bourbon and has a pair of pygmy goats for pets whom she named Topsy and Bottom. It only occurred to me right now, as I'm a bit plastard that that is fucking hilarious. 

Please, introduce me to your sister: she's funny ;) 

Who doesn't smoke or drink, works quite dutifully, and is very funny. Partly because she is both smart and has such a vast general knowledge so she can invent humor from almost anything. She is a blonde girl too.

I think people who drink a lot think people who don't are somehow "square", ie serious or not able to let go. I've found the opposite to be true. 

+1 Bambuz. 

Eh, the same goes the other way. Some people who don't drink think that people who do can't socialize or be funny without it. That's not always true either.

To each his own. 

tho, since the majority drink a lot, those who do not are a minority and have to take lots of sneers because of it, at least over here. 

.. do try drugs ;) 

Has the opportunity slipped by since the inception of the Drunk Thread that Bambuz didn't start an anti intoxication rant when the thread starts to pick up in traffic? Of course you are square, you shouldn't try to deny it, you have more hang ups than a Visa/Master Card collection department. Start a sober thread if you feel you have to, but leave us alone. 

Yeah Headthump and everyone, I'm sorry, had a bad day.

This post has no sarcasm. It will be very easy to read such into it.

Your point is very easy clear and rational, people shouldn't care or judge what other people do to their own enjoyment. Be it alcohol, even drugs or something as weird and ultimate as self mutilation. If they are adults in full mental health and are not hurting others, it's their own business.

I'm trying to grow up in this regard. I guess I've got a bit of a spoiled kid syndrome trying to get everybody to act according to what is smart in my view.

But I recognize the huge value of the concept of letting people do what they do, if they just don't harm others.