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Brits In #terrafusion Meet?
As part of anal banter we were thinking how many evile Brits are in #tf and thought why don`t we all meet up at some point during the summer. So we can pissed and take the mickey out of each other, etc.

Suggestion was that it could be in London, one weekend in June. So far the following people showed an interest : Me, Sock, Bal, Sleepwalker and Moz. Oh and if anyone is feeling generous, Friction would come if his air ticket was paid for.

We were kinda thinking people like nonentity, Cardo, pingu, spog etc may be interested in coming as well.

So if interested peeps could post and say when they`re free in June, we`ll take it from there.
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Sounds Good 
yeah 20th of september sounds fine to me. and bearing in mind that my birthday's on the 16th, u can all get me presents! cheers guys :D 
But The Real Question Is 
Does the 20th of September sound fine to you? 
I Dunno Pushplay... 
...maybe ask Cardo he might know.

Are participants expected to like each other's company?? 
but as were going to the pub Im sure there will be lots of bottles and glasses around that you can put to good use should someone piss you off :) 
Late To The Party... 
lol, just found this thread. Did this actually come to fruition? 
No Scots Allowed. 
Oh wait, that's Kell. Same difference. 
Hugh Grant would be allowed but not Kell? 
Brits ??? 
Don't you told about Britney Spears ?? What the hell she has something to "do" with us... unless it was for blow job party ! 
... do I misunderstood something ?? 
perhaps, jpl. perhaps. 
Brits. As in the people with bad teeth from Britain. Also known as the UK, or 'those guys who lost to America 200 years ago'. 
"those guys who spawned the fucking nation that you lot managed to turn to s4wkage in just a few centuries" 
well, you guys managed to lose an entire empire. to a skinny guy. with glasses. 
What The!!!!%$� 
We in the UK are obviously superior to you Yanky-doodles. Here fatty fatty fatty, Bush, fatty. 
Seemed Appropriate 

In light of your recent failure to make the correct decision in electing your President, thus showing you to be unfit to govern yourselves, we hereby give you notice of the revocation of your independence effective as of Monday 8th November 2004.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she doesn't much fancy, and is frankly a bit dodgy.

Your new Prime Minister, the Rt. Hon. Tony Blair M.P. (for the 97.85% of you unaware of the outside world), will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated in twelve months time to determine if any of you noticed.

To aid your transition into a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. All citizens are to look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. While there, check the pronunciation guide for "aluminium" - this may be surprising for you. Generally attempt to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary". Using the same 27 words interspersed with "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable form of communication. NB. Look up "interspersed".
2. There is no such thing as "U.S. English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.
3. Learn to distinguish between British and Australian accents. It's not difficult.
4. Hollywood will henceforth be required to occasionally cast Englishmen as good guys.
5. Re-learn your original anthem, "God Save the Queen". Please ensure that you have complied with the first law before attempting this.
6. Stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of "football". What you refer to as "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you aware of a world outside of your borders may have noticed that no one else plays it. Play proper football instead; to start with get the girls to help you - it is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, eventually, be allowed to play rugby, which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like nancies.
7. Declare war on Quebec and France, using nukes if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you unaware of the outside world should count yourselves lucky - the Russians have never really been bad guys. NB. "Merde" is French for "sh*t".
8. 4th July is no longer a public holiday. 2nd November will be the new national holiday.
9. American cars are hereby banned. They are crap; its for your own good. When we show you German and Japanese cars you'll understand.
10. Please tell us who killed JFK. Its been driving us crazy.

Is That Going To Be Recycled Now After Every US Presidential Election? 
Because if it is, I think I'll just disconnect from the internet for a month or so after the next one. 
You mean you think you are ready for round three? Surely, you can't be serious. Are you going to be marching in unison and dressed in all red this time?

To the Tune of �nema by Tool

Some say the Brits are near.
Some say we'll see the Union Jack soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a rousing good fight

(with a)

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of

There in their hopeless fucking hole we call the UK
The only way to fix it is to blow it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down Oklahoma beach way. 
Of Course, 
I have a personal interest in this. By way of my ancestor the Lord of Fairfax, I am aproximately 220 thousanth in line of succession for the English Throne.

So, I'll Acomodate you alright, and become your King! 
I will comply provided the following conditions are met:
1.) Brits get rid of their nasty, disgusting eggs'n'pork livers mixed with chocolate cheese sauce foods and adopt Burger Kings on every corner. Starbucks will follow. (They have Starbucks in England? Oh, wait, I guess they might ^_^ )
2.) American Football stays. No exceptions.
3.) Brits quit being so faggy.
4.) Brits take it upon themselves to "deNazi-ize" those evangelist scum that voted Bush in a 2nd term. This leaves the rest of us time to move into our new mansions.

Thank you, and I look forward to spelling words with "ou". God save Princess Diana. Whatever happened to her, anyway? 
Australian Football 
is clearly the winnder out of american football and rugby. Full contact and nor armour, that's the way it should be done. 
The Geography Of Near 
Dunno how many of you read Phrack -- but there was an excellent set of short stories/essays in the last issue covering a good deal of topics, including the dissolution of the "real world's" borders.

It's pretty long, but definitely worth the read. One of the points the person makes in the piece, is that people now are so fixated on the idea of trying to get the most of regionalism; that is to say, pining for something (regional identity) and pretending that it still exists.

Before sophisticated communication, the flow of information generally took time to move back and forth, and therefore ideas and movements took longer to gain strength, and were less susceptible to being broken down by contradicting information.

So I think alot of this ridiculous knee-jerk regional bullshit that I see not only in the US, but around the world is only the product of people pretending that the place they live is actually any different than anywhere else. (It isn't. Thank you international corporations.)

It's scary too, because that is actually quite a frightening thing for alot of people. In the South US, it may seem a bit different from the North, but only because now, more than ever, people are trying to be different. 
...220 thousandth in line...

Phew, that's an awful lot of poisoning, garroting, etc. to get through. If you can do it... I'm sure the poms will open their arms to you. 
Your argument for Universal Irredential Reductionism will not get in the way of my quest for the throne. I will not be denied! 
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